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37 year old woman
Jersey City, New Jersey, United States

Seeking:
men 34-48
Within:
20 Miles of Jersey City, New Jersey, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Curvy
Height:
5'3" (160cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Heya.

Listen. I'm honest (to a fault) so I have to say right off the bat: I'm 41 years old. I've never lied about my age before because I just don't think it matters but I'm trying to test a friend's theory here for a bit. Thank you for your participation. ;)

. . . . .

Are people just cutting/pasting each others' profiles on this thing? Because the number of outgoing, easy-going, laid-back, funny, down-to-earth, athletic-and-toned, well-traveled, curious, intelligent, humble, LOLing, BBQing, chivalrous YOLOers who are as comfortable in jeans as they are in tuxes and are getting pretty good at cooking while spending time with their close-knit families and working hard while playing hard is just, well, staggering.

Sound like you? Anyway. . .

I'm a cute, quirky and whip-smart chick with a lot to offer. I've made a few missteps and bought into a few sob stories, but I'm stronger for having been through it all. Oh, and I'm funnier than you. True story.


**On a serious note, I'm a writer—working a full-time gig after a decade of self-employment—and quite a sensitive and emotional person. I'm looking to find someone who appreciates me for the creative, giving, unique person I am. I absolutely use humor/sarcasm as a defense mechanism, and I'm really good at it. I am not as confident as I seem and I am very selective about the people I get close to.**

Want more? Below is some other crap I wrote. Most of it still applies. ;) Oh, and please DON'T apply if you're: super-young, super-old, looking for casual sex, unsure about your emotional capabilities, a sufferer of Dunning-Kruger, a dullard.


Here's the deal:

i'm short, i have big eyes, i ask very direct questions. i'm sarcastic and, if you think you are too, we're having a showdown, because i'll school you. i don't date; i'll hang out. i don't dig shifty, boast-y or simple people. if i don't "get" you, you'll never get me.

i am a sucker for creativity--give it to me, all of it, immediately and now. i am a fan of lower-case letters and em-dashes. i'm really getting on the semi-colon train. the color of my soul is green; no, you don't know what that means. i'll pinch you if i like you and it will hurt and i'll be sorry, but not really. i lean towards hyperbole.

i swear for emphasis, effect, sport and profit. i can totally clean up nice and play nice when i have to, but i hate it and try to rarely have to. basically, if it's a game, i'm out.

i'm decidedly low-tech and am happy to have friends who aren't. i hate grey, winter days. i wear weird ponies when the weather is bad. i am soothed by back rubs. i have a big, lazy, stripey blob-cat who is, quite seriously, the feline version of me. yes, she's the best. i'm a pretty private and selective person who likes to have a partner in snark.

and other stuff.

as ever, i am unable to nap alone.

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Exploring new areas, Shopping/Antiques, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Walking / Hiking, Yoga, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

a singular (1) [one] cat. i will not start collecting in earnest until 53.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Sagittarius
College:
Providence College, Providence, RI
For fun:

i don't like fun. or joking around. ::side eye::

Favorite hot spots:

dive bars, bermuda, big sur, your mom's, vermont, here, there.

Favorite things:

lipgloss. avocados. words. snark. sass. funny. kiki. pink noise. fake iced tea. quiet. beer. lilacs, anemones, poppies. your mom. head-to-head sarcasm. neck rubs. good-hair days. wolf parade. prizes. parks & rec. raindrops, roses, kittens, et al.

Last read:

literally? gawker.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'3" (160cms)
5'7" (170cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
Curvy
Slender, About average, Heavyset, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Auburn / Red
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
No preference
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

writer/copywriter

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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