This is loads of fun(insert sly, sarcastic smile). Well, I love dogs, old people, and the Declaration of Independence. I can't wait until the next time I get to help an old lady across the street. I have to make this short because I'm running late for my young Republican convention.
OK ladies, if you'll buy that then I have some fantastic ocean front property of Southside boulevard that my realtor would love to show you. On the other hand, if you'd like to chat and get to know me then drop me a line.
Sorry, I don't think 4,000 charachters without feedback is enough for our connection...that's just me. Hope to hear from ya!
PS-If you know the man who quoted my headline that is a huge plus!