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31 year old man
San Antonio, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 24-31
Within:
50 Miles of San Antonio, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
I'll tell you later
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

'Once upon a time' is such a cliché way to start anything, so we'll skip the formalities and just get right to it. Let's start with the basics, alright? I believe my comfort level lies somewhere around 74°. My favorite color? Here's a hint...it's not purple. I've seriously been trying to crack the Dr Pepper riddle for years now. Twenty-three flavors of what?? Find that out for me. Now that the basics are out of the way, we can move on. All in all, I can be a pretty busy guy. Carbonation on steroids. I used to spend my days working in customer service management saying things like "You, do this! You, do that! And you, shut your mouth and get out of my face!" That last sentence is a lie, by the way. Today I'm working my dream job as a firefighter/emt. No matter how much you love your job, mine is cooler! Unless you're an astronaut, then you might have me beat... I just bought a house recently, so making it 'my own' has been my priority of late. I'm for some reason genetically prone to Boston sports teams. Go Pats! Go Red Sox! I like to fish, and once upon a time (so cliche) I used to catch fish. I once stole a lunch of bread on accident, and I truly believe that everything is better with ranch dressing. Everything. I live for anything funny. I'll be the guy on the couch laughing at the same stupid commercial over and over again. I honestly feel like I have everything I need, except for someone to share it with. Just missing that person to be my silly sidekick.

When I'm down in the dumps, I 'm known to buy a six pack and play my super sexy acoustic guitar. But that's pretty rare, which could be the reason I only know two songs. I like to write, it makes me feel accomplished, but I also like to spend my time learning things I'll probably never use in life. Just to know that I know it is enough for me. For example: Did you know that hurricanes either form just below or just above the equator...but never actually on the equator? That's because there's no Coriolis force there, keeping them from developing. Or how about this? Did you know that the gravitational potential energy of an object depends on it's mass and it's location? Similarly, it's electric potential energy depends on it's charge and its location in an electric field. Relax, I'm kidding. Have you figured out those twenty-three flavors yet?? Ah who cares, it'll rot your teeth anyway.. I have a thing for smiles, not sure why. A great smile is a great impression in my eyes. Ooh, eyes too, I have a thing for eyes! But my biggest turn on is an amazing sense of humor! I used to tell people I was 'born lucky'. Considering all the potentially disastrous situations I had managed to escape from, I had to be. But if you think about it, I may have been lucky to get by, but how unlucky was I to be in those situations in the first place. So I no longer tell people I was born lucky...just good looking. Kidding! I'm not the slightest bit vain, I promise. I think I have a pretty good understanding of people in general. I can figure you out! For starters, you're more curious than you thought, otherwise you wouldn't have spent so much time reading nonsense written by someone you don't know. I think I've finally figured myself out as well. Me in a nutshell...I'm horrible with words when I want to be, but always can come up with the advice you need. I'll tell you exactly how it is, but have trouble following my own wisdom. I'm the friend who will do my best not to let you down, and the one who will always try to keep the group of friends together. I promise that I won't ever make another promise I can't keep. And as we close this out, I must say that I'm just baffled that you read all of this, but thanks!

The end. Nothing cliché about that, right?

Interests:
Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Playing sports, Video games, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Tennis / Racquet sports, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I'll tell you later
Pets:
I have Other
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Libra
College:
The University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio, San Antonio, TX
Favorite things:

I love a mixture of music, from what you hear on the radio to things you've never heard of.

Last read:

A Storm of Swords, Coma Therapy

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

Firefighter/EMT

Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
No preference

Certified Firefighter in the State of Texas and EMT-Basic under the National Registry (NREMT)

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