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31 year old man
Austin, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 27-35
Within:
50 Miles of Austin, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Asian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Ever wondered what Match profiles might look like in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? No way, you too? Here's my...stab...at one:

More about me? I...
- like learning things. A bit of movie trivia; a good recipe; how to trap zombies in the sewer.
- love laughing. What do zombie cows eat? Graaiiins!
- can impersonate Yoda. Important in dire situations, perceived wisdom is.
- like drawing/painting, photography, and movies. Visual trickery fools the gullible ones.
- enjoy going abroad; my trained eye easily distinguishes a zombie from a jet-lagged traveler.
- will apologize and mean it if I make a mistake. So when I accidentally jettison our supplies, you don't stay irate as long.

More about you? Hopefully, you...
- feel at ease in an intellectual conversation. Debating over zombie psychology is heady stuff.
- have a sense of humor that skews towards the goofy and irreverent. Cooler heads prevail!
- love cookies. Zombies don't eat cookies, so it will be the dominant food supply.
- habitually consider alternative perspectives, but...maybe avoid empathizing with the undead.
- know something about Mass Effect. Its themes of galactic survival applies just the same terrestrially.
- have hobbies that complement mine somewhat; expanded skillset = increased survivability!

Other things:
- If this profile had a soundtrack, it'd be Hans Zimmer's Sherlock Holmes theme song. Try it!
- I'm not that obsessed with zombie culture. But it does allow me to write my profile truthfully without taking myself too seriously :)

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Running, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Don't have a dog but I love medium/big dogs. Labs are a big soft spot. Hugged a Newfoundland recently for the first time :D

Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Taurus
College:
Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, GA
For fun:

Movies. Eating tasty food. Reading and learning. Go-kart racing. Kayaking on Town Lake. Drawing/painting. Talking to people. Solving engineering problems. Bad puns.

Favorite hot spots:

Zilker Park, Alamo Drafthouse, South Congress, that annoying/awesome stretch of road on Redbud Trail with a great view of downtown but no good place to stop. Fun can be had almost anywhere with good company!

Favorite things:

Dumb and Dumber, The Beatles, Oasis, chocolate chip cookies, gewd company, world travel, optimism, Formula 1

Last read:

The Perry Bible Fellowship. It really isn't what you think it is.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'2" (187cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

I help develop new audio technologies; it's challenging and fun!

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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