Hi, what do you write about yourself without sounding like a total douche? Oh that was rhetorical btw. I guess you could say I have a sarcastic sense of humor. But from what I see now days girls seem to like douche bags. So maybe I should sound like one, but that wouldn't be who I am. I'm just a semi weird (but who isn't) normal guy. I enjoy golfing, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends, you know normal stuff. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling up to a romantic movie, and puppies. The rest you'll have to find ou yourself...........