Did you notice that the best things are rarely on the front shelf? Just go to your local bookstore if you can find one now. Which books are near the front? I bet it's neither Shakespeare, Austen, nor Charles Dickens. What about restaurants and bars? How is it that the best ones hide in the narrow aisles while the bad ones are always in the front being displayed? I wonder if the same applies to the opposite sex? Perhaps I should be looking for you in these hidden dark corners of Match and not at Victoria Secret or some upscale club in Orlando. I wonder.