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33 year old woman
Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, United States

Seeking:
men 29-40
Within:
20 Miles of Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Curvy
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Hmmm…so this is the part where I need to make a bunch of terrible cliches sound so original and amazing that instead of judging me, you want to email me. Here goes!

“I just want somebody who can make me laugh.”
True. I appreciate a good joke, but I love a terrible one even more. Or a good pun. If it makes you groan and roll your eyes, chances are I’ll laugh. I enjoy going to see stand-ups live, and listening to and watching them on podcasts and TV. Louis C.K, Paul F. Tompkins, Larry David, and Seth Meyers are some of my favorites (there are more, but I don’t want to nerd out too much.)

“I’m a girl who enjoys watching sports.”
Also true. MLB is my favorite, followed by the NFL and then NCAA football. I am a Yankees, Brewers, and Packers fan (I feel I should be upfront about this right away!) living in Minnesota, so it is a miracle I haven’t been tarred and feathered yet. (I can’t handle the Vikings horn, but I do love Target Field.)

”I enjoy listening to music, watching movies, and hanging out with my friends and family.”
Obviously. I also enjoy breathing and drinking water. Next.

“I like to travel.”
Again, an obvious yes. I’ve been out west, out east, up north, down south, and across the ocean, but I want to go so many more places. Even beyond the vacation implications, airports are my favorite people-watching spot; I’m both fascinated and frustrated at the number of people who can’t figure out how a line works. Plus, airport bars or your actual flight are some of the only places where it’s okay to have a drink at 8am without judgment.

“I like long walks on the beach.”
My skintone has been described as "ivory" or "porcelain,", so as long as I pack some SPF 50, and then I'm good to go :)


All (read: most) joking aside, I like going out and “doing things,” like seeing a movie (blockbusters OR indies--I love going to the movie theater!) or musical, attending almost any sporting event, sightseeing, trying out new restaurants, etc. But I can be just as content at home with a pizza, some beer or wine, and Tivo. I like to laugh and not take life too seriously. Intelligence and wit are huge turn ons, and I can be impressed with random bits of trivia. (Turn offs include pet snakes, an interest in clowns, magic tricks, using the wrong form of there/their/they're, your/you're or to/too/two, and slam poetry.) I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh, make me think, and challenges me daily.

Interests:
Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Football, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities Campus, Minneapolis, MN
For fun:

I like attending most sporting events, love going to the movie theater, shopping (I have a serious shoe addiction), playing team sports, road trips, game nights, visiting my niece & nephew, concerts, trying new restaurants & bars, museums, theater

Favorite hot spots:

Barcelona and San Francisco are two gorgeous spots I definitely want to visit again. New York, Boston, London, Greece, Japan, and Australia are on my wish list.

Favorite things:

Most music (no country or metal). TV: Parks Rec, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The League, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad.. Movies: Wet Hot American Summer, Love Actually, American Psycho, Punch Drunk Love, Super Troopers, Crazy Stupid Love

Last read:

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series; Bossypants by Tina Fey; Those Guys Have All the Fun: Inside the World of ESPN; Steve Martin's autobiography; Live from New York: An Uncensored History of SNL, lots of Klosterman and starting David Foster Wallace.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
5'9" (175cms) to 6'11" (210cms)
Body type:
Curvy
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Agnostic
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree

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