Killed that old profile, time for a refresh! Why let me define myself when I have friends perfectly willing to do it for me?
Patrick says: "He once crashed on a motorcycle, and didn't even have go to the hospital. That's structural integrity. His Nicolas Cage impression is a solid A-/B . Bring your hard hat to karaoke, ladies. Brian's falsetto Michael Jackson will bring the roof down."
I can only vouch for the motorcyle part. My Nic Cage is a C at best.
Des says: "When you meet Brian for the first time, you'd better be ready to be charmed. Charismatic, insightful, witty, smart. He's smart and bust-a-gut funny and even if you don't know him. He's the guy who will roll around on the grass with a dog. He's the guy who stays on a toddler's mind because of how much he made them laugh three days ago. He's the only guy you want for the job of best man at a wedding."
Des is very nice. And has an awesome kid with my best friend.
Joe says: "Good height. Great sense of humor. Creative. Artistic. Gainfully employed. Impressive knowledge of Wordpress website plugins. The total package. When women say there are no cool single guys in LA, I always think, 'They haven't met Brian yet.'"
Yup, it checks out.
Jess says: "Brian will make you laugh every single day, which is arguably the most important thing in a relationship. But what has endeared me to him most is his sweet, sentimental side, which he reserves for those lucky enough to see it."
Fun fact: Jess used to hate me.
Anny says: "Brian is HILARIOUS. But if you look beyond his (at times) self-deprecating humor and you'll get one of the most genuine guys I've ever met with a heart of gold. Plus, my dogs LOVE their Uncle Brian, and everyone knows that dogs always spot the really good ones out there. =)"
Emoticon hers, not mine, but I do love a good smiley face. I was awful at corporate emailing.
So that's what (some) other people think of me. I like me. I have my dream job. If you like The Walking Dead or comics, you'll like what I do. I work late fairly often, but only because I love it. I always make time for friends and family though. My profile says "bald" but its actually buzzed. I guess.
If I messaged you, it means I thought you were really special. You should definitely email back. I'd hate to think we never even had a shot. We may not be soul mates but I guarantee you'll be glad you met me.