Some interesting facts about me… well, perhaps interesting is too generous a word, so let’s just go with plain, old facts:
I’m somewhat of a movie buff. I like tattoos – especially tattoos on women – and music of all types from opera to punk to oldies/soul and rockabilly. I consider myself an amateur foodie. I am stockpiling an arsenal of weapons, and a cache of canned foods because I fear that a zombie apocalypse is imminent; if you also fear the possibility of a zombie apocalypse then you should contact me – regardless of whether or not you have a romantic interest in me – so that we can team up in the event that the world goes to crap. I very much enjoy Swiss Farms Tea Cooler, I enjoy it to the degree that it will likely be the reason I contract diabetes. I laugh at my own jokes because I think I’m hilarious, but I suspect that I find myself funnier than I actually am. That you're not laughing at this profile thus far is probably a testament to that theory.
I prefer women who can communicate using proper grammar and punctuation. I once drove to Annapolis for the evening, just to have dinner, because a friend claimed to have eaten the greatest crab cake ever; he lied – it was barely average – but I still feel the trip was worthwhile due to the involvement of crab. That said, I very much enjoy crab cakes; if you have a crab cake then I’m there. If you have an issue with overly sarcastic individuals then we are not friends.
I have an unhealthy obsession with baseball; you’ve been warned.
I like to think I can cook rather well, but you’re welcome to inform me that I’m wrong on that. I’m snarky; a friend once described me as cantankerous, though it was meant as a compliment. People can usually get a hold of me at the male that is G.
Oh yeah, cheesecake: I like cheesecake. If you like cheesecake then we should go out sometime and get some cheesecake, preferably after a nice crab cake.