Not an evil person (that sets the bar kind of low though). How about 'I'm a decent person'. Not Mother Teresa but I won't tell you to put the lotion back in the bucket. If someone needed help crossing the road, I would be there in a heart beat. Even if it was a homeless person (can't be sure until it happens and if I didn't help I would have a hard time sleeping that night). So I am fairly confident I won't need to do any major last minute repenting on my death bed.
I am tall so if you are small, I can pick you up and do some crazy dance moves (mostly pick you up and spin you around). If you are tall, our future kids (don't be scared, yet) are pretty much guaranteed a basketball/volleyball scholarship.
I have only been in the Bay Area a year so still getting used to the culture here (save the world with a hint of smugness). I like the outdoors and I am pretty spiritual (fyi- this means I believe in God, not ghosts). I have been told I am funny (actually I overheard someone else say it and they may have been talking about Louis CK).
I like a good book, going to the movies and sports. I can chit chat with your family about all of these without you having to worry about bringing home a simpleton. I can even hold my own if your professor dad starts talking about Paul Krugman and the American economy. Love music (hip hop, R&B, Reggae, Jazz, Gospel) and like going to live music.
I lead a pretty healthy lifestyle (work out, careful with what I eat) but not a monk (although they do make good beer). I love cutting loose from time to time, eat some pizza and watch Bridget Jones (now I'm just lying). Have not done much traveling but intend to remedy that soon.
Perfect woman I am looking for:
Great sense of humor
Loves down time as much as going out
Confident and educated
Good person and well meaning (you were not a bully cheerleader in high school who made prospects do initiations)