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40 year old man
Sammamish, Washington, United States

Seeking:
women 30-40
Within:
10 Miles of Redmond, Washington, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
I'll tell you later
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I make wonderful art, laugh, eat, frolic, dance, hug, and I cook amazing food. I love to travel around the world and I've been told that I'm an amazing photographer. Thanks to some fortunate luck, I'm able to follow a different path in life than most. My mind is on fire all of the time and I see beauty in everything around me. I'm in love with, and in awe of the whole world. I'm a little bit rock star, faux psychologist, philosopher, seasoned traveler, comedian, all rolled up in one. Throw in a good helping of mischief, and blend well in a hot-tub.

I am looking for a partner in crime, someone to share my travels with, and someone that knows how to laugh. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that won't have to be quoted later on in a courtroom. Here are a few other things you should know:

- If your therapist has to sort out why your life is such a mess, we won't get along.

- If you are all looks with no intelligence, humor or wit, we probably won't hit if off.

- I'll treat you with respect. If you can't do the same, we won't get along. I can be sensitive when necessary, but I'm not a punching bag. I'll roll up my sleeves and carry you when needed, but I won't repeatedly rescue you from self-created crises. I'll surprise you with chocolate when you're PMS'ing, but if you go off on me for no reason I'll eat the chocolate myself.

- Relationships are not fairy tales, I'm not prince charming, and you're not a princess. It takes work from two. If you don't understand that, we won't get along. I can bring fantasy to life (can you?), but we have to re-visit reality occasionally. I can sweep you off your feet, but you'll have to knock my socks off.

- If you are high-maintenance or carry around a small dog in your purse, we won't connect well.

- I don't control nor manipulate, but rest assured I will influence you in positive ways. If you are a control freak, we won't get along. If you thrive by playing manipulative games, I'll recognize them immediately and they won't work on me.

For our first date we should meet for a drink somewhere low key and public in case you are insane. (Yes, it's happened.)

So there you go, several incredible, indelible, articulate, and compelling reasons to contact me. So let's stop stalking and start talking! There's an email me button on the left. You know what to do.

Interests:
Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Gemini
College:
Penn State University Park, University Park, PA
For fun:

Travel and photography around the world, playing poker at a world class level, education to keep my mind and wit sharp, constantly smiling at one thing or another as I enjoy my journey through life

Favorite hot spots:

Maui, Las Vegas, Dubai, San Diego, Orange County, any National Park in the United States

Favorite things:

My iPhone, airplanes to go visit the fantastic places I read about, the key people in my life that are always loyal and there with me, sushi, and a sharp wit and wicked sense of humor

Last read:

Some random books on random subjects (history, technology, photography etc.)

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'4" (193cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
I'll tell you later
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian

Half French, half Lithuanian

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English, French, Spanish
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

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