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33 year old man
Phoenix, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 28-36
Within:
5 Miles of Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Welcome to comedy hour!! This is where I am going to tell you funny things and you’ll decide whether or not to contact me based solely on my photos. It’s ok, it’s online dating. It’s not meant to create lifelong relationships out of the gate. It’s for the purpose of meeting new people and “seeing what happens.” Kinda like going to college or getting a new job. So, enjoy these tidbits. And if you think you can top them or be the exception, I urge you to shoot me a message.


I’ve discovered some very interesting things about this method of meeting people:

-My collection of pictures(featuring myself) is woefully insufficient for online dating.

-I don’t get many responses when I initiate communication, but…

-The large majority of women who contact me do so seeking sex (apparently it isn’t specific to being a female).

-If I were to believe every profile, America wouldn’t be considered so overweight, because it seems the number one, favorite, and engaged in activity by women (and I have no doubt this is true for make profiles) is “working out.” (I call shenanigans)

-I am not afraid of your children. With that said, please don’t bring them when we first meet. Also, I think it is probably best that you don’t introduce us until you think there could be some sort of connection (friends, lovers, or otherwise). If it works out with us, and I welcome you in my life, I would welcome them as well; just not before we’ve gotten to know each other.

-I’ve had few second dates. I have met a couple women who turned out to be awesome, but we didn’t share a physical attraction. But, I do know people who have been successful, so I figured why not continue trying.


I’ve even had some interesting, in person experiences:

-One woman claimed to have “a couple kids;” however, upon meeting, I was informed she actually had 6. All different fathers. None of the fathers were in contact with the children. And she was “looking forward to settling down and getting married soon.”

-Four women had boyfriends. Two of them were interested in having me over for fun to include their boyfriends. One informed me she was looking for a “replacement.”

-One woman seemed like a solid candidate to see again, but she has decided to move out of state to pursue her ex. Yet, she asked if I would “wait for her” in case it didn’t work out.

-One woman shook my hand and immediately apologized for only being able to have one drink because she “was in a hurry.” I asked why, because she called me to ask me out. Before she could answer, her daughter (estimated age 12) came and sat at the table, introduced herself, and apologized for having damp hands since there were no paper towels.

-Two women actually knew each other. They were also open about the fact that the first one I met thought the second one would like me and then passed my profile on. Unexpected scenario for teamwork I think.

-One woman’s profile stated she was 5’6”. When I met her, she was wearing heels and said “I may have added a couple inches.” In the heels she was no taller than 5’.

-One woman neglected to inform me she was more than halfway through a pregnancy. She asked me if I knew how to change a diaper…


What I hold out hope for is a woman who is:

-Not a fitness pageant competitor.

-Interested in more than my abs.

-Down to earth.

-Secure in what she brings to the table.

-At least moderately athletic. I play some sports and like to share that.

-Not jealous to the point of fighting other women.

-Willing to have fun and enjoy life.


I don’t think that’s all that much really. Take all that, add in some physical attraction, and I think we’ll be good.

Interests:
Camping, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Bowling, Football, Golf, Martial arts, Skiing, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Social stuff, being outdoors, sports...your basic things.

Favorite hot spots:

Every Friday you can find me softballing in Gilbert, then doing some drinking at our sponsor's bar. If I can catch a DBacks game midweek, that's nice. Other than that, I can be anywhere at any time.

Favorite things:

Chicken parmesan, throwing, my pups and my kitties, driving, sleeping (which I don't seem to do enough of), trying new whiskeys.

Last read:

"Fireproof", by Alex Kava. I am currently reading "It's Me or the Dog", by the british lady who has a show like Cesar Milan's...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military
No preference
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Other
No preference
Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

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