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30 year old man
Chicago, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
50 Miles of Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian, Other
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Early Life:

It was 30 years ago on a warm June morning. I woke up tired of my current living arrangements but still had 2 months left on my lease. It didn't matter anyway because I had already been served with an eviction notice. At the time I was a man of little possession so there was no need to pack my belongings as I had none. I heard movement outside. Oh no! They had come for me! It was time to jump through the escape hatch. Crap! I was facing the wrong way. I tried repositioning myself. "We're going in!" I heard one say. I was going to have to fight through them. Oh my god! The masked men came through the wall! I threw a stiff left jab, a right hook and followed it up with a devastating uppercut. The masked man shook it off. His back up arrived as I backed up against the wall to avoid being surrounded. A valiant fight it was but in the end I was captured. I spent 5 weeks in solitary confinement. I hit the yard every chance I could and put weight on. I had the abs of a god….well as much as an infant could have ;)

I was released to the custody of my former landlord (mom). This new place was nice. My landlord set up a new bed for me. It read Nike on the side. Sounded fancy pants. At the time I was merely the size of a burrito so I didn't need much and this shoebox for a bed would do ;) For 18 years her and her husband showed me the ways of this new world I was in. At long last, it was time to move on.

Adult Life:

I wandered through my early and mid twenties more lost and just as excited as a virgin in a porno ;) I lived the life of a humbled keyboard warrior. Many battles were fought in my cubicle. There were spreadsheets everywhere. In its wake were organized numbers, pivot tables and paper cuts. In the end, I looked around and felt as unfulfilled as a fat kid with one cupcake. It just didn't hit the spot and it was time to move on yet again. I bid the cubicle life farewell and was on my way.

After much meditation, I finally decided on my new career as a police officer. It fulfilled my need to chase bad guys, rescue kittens from rooftop ledges, and handcuff naked men tripping on drugs. If you're wondering if I have experienced what you just cringed reading, the answer is yes haha.

About You:

Please smile in your pictures. It's scaring the hell out of me when you don't and I keep dropping my phone. T-Mobile is getting real tired of honoring my warranty for broken screens. They even lock their doors when I walk past now. Thanks a lot.

I have heard that I'm awesome at practicing baby making. My hand told me so ;) However, I do not want any of my own. This is a deal breaker for me and no, I won't showcase my baby making skills just to show them. I'm not a piece of meat ;)

I'm not the religious type. If I walk past a church, synagogue or mosque, I slowly start melting. It burns. Ideally I do not want to date someone who is uber religious. If religion works for you, rock on with it. Just rock the other way haha. The golden rule works for me.

If you couldn't tell, dogs are my kryptonite. You could have the face of an ox and I'd consider dating you just so that I could cuddle with your puppy ;)

I'd like to be able to establish a friendship first and see where it goes from there with no pressure on either of us. So if you hang out with me and you're just not feeling it, please let me know. I will check your pulse to make sure you're still alive because I'm awesome ;) I promise I won't be offended. Straight and to the point is the best approach with me and I will treat you the same way. Life can be complex enough so keeping the guess work out of this helps to keep things simple.

Interests:
Camping, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Football, Martial arts, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Gemini
College:
DePaul University, Chicago, IL
Favorite things:

Heavy Metal and Classic Rock with the windows down on a warm summer day while driving. I love relaxing by taking my car out for fun. Ice cream, scary movies, comedies and midget tossing.....okay, I haven't midget tossed but it looks kind of fun.

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ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Law enforcement / Security / Military
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
No
Not sure, Probably not, No
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian, Other
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Agnostic
Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious, Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

B.S in Biology
B.S in Finance

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