How you can describe me to your mom:
* UC Berkeley grad
* Good job
* Not bad looking
* Nice guy
* Asian (Taiwanese)
How you can describe me to your gfs:
* Confident
* Driven
* Well-trained (thanks to my ex's)
* Six pack (underneath all that fat)
Five things I can never do without:
* my DSLR
* my cast iron pot
* my undies
* my right hand
* Chipotle chicken bowl (sans sour cream and cheese)
