Okay. I've been on here for a while now, and I feel my profile needs a serious update.
But first, how do you get 100 elderly ladies to curse at the same time?
So much of life is serious, shouldn't we find the joy?
After being on here for months and reading a lot of your profiles I am an expert at this.
Right!
Hear me out: I'm a never married, maybe kids, euromutt, athletic and toned, tall enough, kind-hearted, great listener, extremely witty, charming as well, confident and straightforward without being egotistical or self-centered, strong yet gentle, know what I want but also flexible, athletic and ambitious, happy with my life and work, adventurous without being careless, love to go out and adore staying in, passionate about life and romance, love to travel, comfortable with myself, funnier than Tosh and above all humble - everything you're looking for right? ;)
I'm new to the area, moved from Philadelphia in June, and I'm loving my new job and location. I'm very close to the city and to my work here in Jersey which is perfect for me.
I love my dog, Sugar. I've had her for over nine years, so if you really don't like dogs (I just watched Donnie Brasco) f'getaboutit.
Although I'm very close with my family everybody is spread out these days and I'm fortunate to have a cousin just a few minutes away in Chelsea and some friends in Williamsburg as well as being tight with my coworkers. Still, I work a lot and this seems like a good way to meet some people outside of my circle and I'm happy to have done so.
To do: I hear there is a nice state park just north of me and I'd love to check it out one of these days off.
I did that: it's Bear Mt and it's awesome!
Biking around the city, walking around the city - both are great. Dinner. There are a lot of restaurants I haven't been to. Like, all of them. Surfing on Long Island. Jazz. Your turn!
My students told me this week they couldn't tell when I was joking or being serious. I took this as a compliment, which may mean I have an odd sense of humor.
I was walking Sugar today and saw a boy and girl holding hands across the street. Then they were hugging, and eventually kissed. I swear I wasn't staring, but I was intrigued. I remember that feeling, especially when you're so young, and wondered if it would ever feel that way again.
There's only one way to find out...
Now that's all 90% complete fact.
But seriously: I'm an easy going, albeit goofy, guy. I've lived a lot of places, traveled a good deal, had a lot of experiences, and feel pretty well rounded. I'd love to talk about it sometime, it'll be fun!
I assure you there's more to come;)
And here I thought I have nothing to say.
