Hello ladies of Match.com. As I'm guessing you've probably read a million of these and they all start to say the same thing. I will be no different.
I like to travel: Who doesn't? I mean everyone wants to leave their home ever now and again. The only exclusions from this rule are turtles and hermits. Until reptiles are able to create Match.com accounts,(some of the guys here are a little snakish, am i right ladies?) we're gonna like to travel.
I have a great sense of humor: This one always makes me wonder. I know a lot of people who love to laugh. Correction, everybody loves to laugh. It's what makes you laugh that makes the difference. I personally like witty humor from stuff like Arrested Development. I'm over gross out humor, and death and torture doesn't exactly tickle that funny bone.
I'm goal oriented!: Pretty vague. A lot of people have goals. Hell my next goal is to not wear the same underwear twice in a row. Aside from that being easy/mandatory, it's going to happen. Some of you do say career oriented and for that I thank you. If your goal is eat the worlds largest pizza, then I'm gonna be right there with ya wiping grease from our faces and holding your hair back when you puke. Because I'm a gentleman.
I love sports!: This is a lie already because I don't. That doesn't mean I hate them and the sight of the ball hurling towards me throws me into a shock. I just don't follow close attention to it. Yes I like going to live games and playing some backyard whatever. Also, let's be honest. The best part/only good part sometimes of going to a sports event is getting drunk and eating the worst food.
I'm kind/sweet/laidback: Women say sweet (I hope) but I thought I should include it. I don't think anyone is up front a jerk. Everyone usually tries to be nice up until they decide "I don't like that guys face." and then continue down hill from there. The true saying should be "I'm tolerant up until a point." but that doesn't sound sexy. Hell I consider myself laid back and I've been known to not hold a grudge. I'm just saying if you're the type to set my fence on fire because I didn't respond to a text when my phone was off their MAY be a issue.
Anyways, that's my little banter about this about me and whatever. You have a pretty basic idea about me but I rather talk to you through messaging, text, email, phone or by pigeon if you think the former is too mainstream.
