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40 year old man
The Woodlands, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 29-37
Within:
75 Miles of The Woodlands, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Yes, I am passionate about Star Wars action figures. My action figures are my number one priority in life and will always come before you. You should be prepared for me to bring them on our date. I admit that I get a little loud with the sound effects when I pit them in mortal battle at the dinner table. In fact, when I play with my MINT- CONDITION 1983 Chewbacca figure, I know that it's completely bad and intimidating to people who aren't in tune with the force, but that's really no reason to literally run out of the restaurant. What did you expect for $30 per month? GEORGE CLOONEY? Oh, Please.. No, for $30 per month you're going to get a dude who plays with action figures. It's time you accepted it.

If any of you women are willing to settle for me, please wink. I'm 40 years old and super desperate. Part of the deal I made with my mom when I moved out of her house a few months ago is that I would find a girlfriend. PLEASE give me a chance. I'm incredibly desperate! I'm not saying that you'll have a good time on our date. I'm just saying that it might be okayish. Most of my STDs have cleared up and I kind of feel like getting out there again.

In all seriousness, I like women who have an amazing sense of humor. Any race is fine. A little older or younger than my stated age range would work. Make me laugh and I'm yours.

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
For fun:

Stalking is my primary form of entertainment. I literally can't stop thinking about it and it occupies the vast majority of my time.

Favorite hot spots:

Methadone clinics. Let's be honest.

Favorite things:

Valtrex is pretty much the reason I am able to have a normal life after my disastrous Bangkok vacation.

Last read:

10 Simple Ways to Ruin Your Online Dating Profile with Excessive Wackiness.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Financial / Accounting / Real Estate
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I'm a medical research guinea pig.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

Wasp suburbanite

Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I was recently kicked out of Al Qaeda for being too hardcore.

Languages:
English, French, German, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I went to UT and a few defensive driving schools..

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