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39 year old man
The Woodlands, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 28-36
Within:
75 Miles of Spring, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am very fortunate to live in a city where I am free to be both a doctor and an astronaut. Although my name is Kyle, I am better known among my huge circle of friends as "Dr. Astronaut". Yes, I am a doctor and an astronaut, we've established that, but I really have to say that being a doctor AND an astronaut is really just something I do to pay the bills. My real passion is helping handicapped orphans. It really doesn't matter what I do to help them so long as I have had the satisfaction of knowing that I have made their precious little faces glow.

I am one of the few guys on Match who has the wherewithal to have converted one of the bedrooms in my house into a treasure lair. I modeled it on the treasure lair of one Mr. Scrooge McDuck, but mine is way, way cooler. Oh, how I love to roll within the gold coins in my treasure lair!! My specialty is doing the backstroke through the gold coins. Sure, it takes an immense amount of manly strength to literally swim through gold, but I don't it for entertainment or to show off. I do it in order to gain the skills necessary to teach the precious-faced orphans physical fitness. FYI: My ideal woman rolls in treasure lairs as effortlessly as I do.


IMPORTANT APRIL UPDATE:

Ok, it's possible that I have received criticism over having a profile that is purely satire. Just in case it wasn't blindingly obvious that I'm not a doctor or an astronaut, I'll let you know a little bit about the real me. I'm 5'10" 170 pounds. I still get carded for beer. I own a business that buys advertising on behalf of real estate brokerages. I'm a member of Gulf Coast MENSA. I went to UT. I work out 7 days per week with weights, but I don't look like a bodybuilder or football player. I think that "I love to laugh" is a redundant thing to say. I had an early life crisis when I was 30 and opened up a night club on Main St. When I was a teenager I went to a survival school in Utah. I ended up having to eat a woodchuck, not because I was starving, but because he had a bad attitude.

Additionally, and despite the fact that I've received no criticism whatsoever on this matter, I feel that I haven't done nearly enough bragging about myself. It's important to know prior to reading the next few utterly bitchin' paragraphs, that this is all true.. No jokes.. No nonsense. Here we go:

I am a multi-thousandaire with a health insurance policy and a car. I'm also considering starting a 401k. No, seriously. I might start one. I understand that I'm reaching off the charts levels of dreaminess by telling you this, yet it's true. So, let's go ahead and recap my official online dating profile in top ten list format.

1. Doctor
2. Astronaut
3. Has a treasure lair
4. Kind to orphans
5. Super strong and manly
6. Luvs 2 laff
7. MULTI-thousandaire (yep)
8. Has health insurance
9. Hates woodchucks
10. Thinking about starting a 401k

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I like terriers. I know it's not the manliest breed, but they cute.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Gemini
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Stalking

Favorite hot spots:

Contact me for a list of my favorite methadone clinics.

Favorite things:

Valtrex

Last read:

10 Simple Ways to Ruin Your Online Dating Profile with Excessive Wackiness.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'2" (157cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Financial / Accounting / Real Estate
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I provide business to real estate brokerages.

Income:
$150,001+
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian

WASP

Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I was recently kicked out of Al Qaeda for being too hardcore.

Languages:
English, French, German, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I went to UT and a few defensive driving schools..

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