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39 year old man
The Woodlands, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 29-37
Within:
75 Miles of The Woodlands, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I joined Match because I'm an incredibly desperate loser and none of the women in my town like me. I would like for you to consider settling for me. 3500 characters won't even come close to describing how pathetic I am, so I'll just stick to the finer points. After having my number blocked by the suicide hotline, I recently hit rock-bottom and attempted to sell my soul to the devil after a break up. Sadly, he told me he wasn't interested. It wasn't really surprising to me and barely even affected my overall self-esteem, which I can assure you is quite low. So, after hitting rock-bottom and having my soul rejected by Satan, it came naturally that I signed up for an online dating account. Well, I won't bore you anymore with my background story. Let's jump right into what you can expect by dating me.

I am passionate about my collection of Star Wars action figures. I take them with me wherever I go. Some of my dates have been turned off when I pit them in mortal battle at the dinner table. Yes, I get a little loud with the sound effects. In fact, when I play with my mint-condition 1983 Chewbacca figure, I'm known to let out the bitchinest RRRRRRGGGGGHHHH you have ever heard. I understand that it's incredibly manly and is frightening to timid people as such, but that's no reason to literally run out of the restaurant. At least I'm passionate about something.

In all seriousness, I can promise an okayish date at either Denny's or the bowling alley snack bar of your choice. Please consider settling for me by sending a wink or an email. Feel free to play the field since things almost surely won't work out. I'm only saying this due to my overall dorky nature and amazing lack of self-esteem. I'm not looking for love. There's obviously no chance for that. It's just that I have a 2-for-1 Jack in the Box coupon and I'm not the type of guy to slug down 2 Jumbo Jacks by myself. Please eat a Jumbo Jack with me. PLEASE. I'm really lonely. I live in The Woodlands and we have 3 Jack in the Box locations to choose from. Wink at me. Just give me a pity wink. There really is a Jumbo Jack in it for you. I'm serious about that. I don't want you to wink in the expectation that you'll get fed and then come up empty. That's not what Woodlands_Comic is about. He's about 21st century romance. He's about settling.

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
For fun:

macaroni art

Favorite hot spots:

Methadone clinics. Let's be honest.

Favorite things:

Valtrex is pretty much the reason I am able to have a normal life after my disastrous Bangkok vacation.

Last read:

10 Simple Ways to Ruin Your Online Dating Profile with Excessive Wackiness.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Financial / Accounting / Real Estate
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I'm a medical research guinea pig and proud of it. Luckily there haven't been any side effects. Luckily there haven't been any side effects. Luckily there haven't been any side effects.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian

I come from a long line of WASP suburbanites

Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Agnostic, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I'm fairly huge into Satan.

Languages:
English, French, German, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I went to UT and a few defensive driving schools..

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