I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. Actions speak louder than words...
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. I talk to random people all the time. I think Wine is a food group. People that can eat whatever they want and not gain weight, really? I have anxiety when my iPhone is at 50% battery at 7:00 on Friday night. I try to be a better person everyday. I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take have to make 2 trips. Anyone who doesn't like hip/hop at least a little is insane. I have the attention span of a 2 year old, and the bladder too. My house is cleaner than yours. I physically cannot drive the speed limit. HBO is the best thing that happened to TV. I keep certain people in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. I'm more productive from 10pm-2am than any time during the day. I laugh more times in a day than most do in a week. I need to be challenged. I try new things.
Can dance. Know what a touchdown is and that baseball doesn't have half time. Love to be outside when it's warm. Don't watch Real housewives, of ANY city. Can dish it out. Can name 3 Jay-Z songs. Believe in love. Will trust me and try new things. Are silly. Can compose a well written sentence, including punctuation. Get dolled up for the bars, not the gym. You're not in bed at 9pm. You are in bed at 10am, on the weekends. Are willing to learn and expand your horizons. You've smiled at least three times while reading.