Healthy mind, body and soul because death is forever: Passionate yet easy-going. Artistic and athletic. From Mozart to Megadeth, rock concerts to symphony performances, tent camping to five star hotels. I hike and bike every weekend, exercise five days a week, play all sports, write creative fiction/fact for fun, and pound piano. I love cooking, fine-dining, gallery/museum hopping, exploring new adventures, and checking out live music (jazz, classical, rock, punk, heavy metal, blues, reggae, love it all). I am a classical gentleman with a heavy metal edge. I'm looking for a woman to hang out, take out and build a significant connection -- you can't force a relationship. I'm looking for mutual physical and intellectual attraction -- without one the other fades. Chivalry is not dead, just endangered and romance will never die. I hate fighting with my woman but I love fighting morning, noon and night to keep her happy. Live life, love life and make people laugh.
For Fun:
I'm the perfect mix of Iron Chef and This Old House -- I can cook a four-course gourmet meal using only a table saw and a claw hammer.
In 2006, I pushed the Roadrunner under the falling grand piano and Wile E. Coyote wrote a rap song about it -- gave me a shout out.
In 2007, I won a hugging, cuddling and snuggling contest in India.
In 2008, I won a Swedish massage endurance marathon in Sweden.
In 2009, I had to give back both championship titles because my blood sample tested positive for American.
In 2010, I rebuilt the grand piano that killed the Roadrunner and played Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto #3 during the Birth of Venus because I am a 21st Century renaissance man on a mission of mercy.
In 2011, I grew a beard long enough to smuggle bikini models out of Afghanistan in it and was considered for the Nobel 2-Piece Prize.
In late 2012, I shaved my beard using one of your butter knives and a bottle of rosemary-infused olive oil from your cupboard -- respond to my messages if you want the knife back, but I'm keeping the olive oil -- that stuff is crazy good.
Live life, love life and make people laugh.
