Me:
Soliloquist/Amateur Philosophizer/Attorney/Guitarist/Leprechaun/Laugh riot at dinner parties
Clevelander who has said goodbye to snow for good (twice)
Driven but not, by any measure, single-minded
Caustic sense of humor that could very well make Bill Hicks, David Cross and Lewis Black blush
Coffee, lots and lots of coffee....
Who I'm Loooking for:
1) Speed, Endurance, and Agility. If the zombie apocalypse is really starting, I need to find someone who has a chance of surviving it with me. Parkour skills are appreciated, but not required.
2) A healthy dose of humility and self-deprecation. If you refer to yourself as a "princess," we probably will not get along that well. In any event, having royalty with me would probably just add to the stress involved with trying to escape from the aforementioned zombie apocalypse. I may make an exception for an exceedingly benevolent princess who has her own private island.
3) An abiding belief in the value of the Oxford comma.
