I am typically attracted to:
- Caucasian men with light brown/blond hair
- Blue, green, or hazel eyes
- Preferably over 5'10" since I love heels
- Well educated & Intelligent men
- Shaved/groomed bodies, FYI guys, straight men shave their bodies too, I mean it's 2012, and most women don't like body hair... Do you like bush? lol, times are changing)You may have heard the new term MANSCAPED
- Confidence, Drive & Motivation
- Respect, Responsibility, and established men.
- Please be "IN SHAPE" too, so if you can't see your toes, or you can jiggle your belly, I will not want to see you naked. That means no sex, so physical attraction and chemistry are requirements.... I work out 3-6 times a week, so I expect my significant other to have this lifestyle we can share together.
- No illegal immigrants, I won't help you get your green card (unless you can pay the million dollar fee)
IF I DON'T REPLY
If I don't respond, then I'm probably not interested. I mean is there really a NICE way of saying... NO THANKS?? You're a really nice guy (after reading ONLY your profile about you) but you're just not my type... I mean come on.
PLEASE DON'T GET MAD/OFFENDED
I feel that this portion is almost like a resume, but you are not applying for a job, but to see if you qualify to that other person. SELL ME!!
My perspective is to BE BLUNT AND HONEST, otherwise I will be misleading you to believe I'm someone I'm not. Also, if you're married, separated, or looking for an INTIMATE ENCOUNTER, don't bother contacting me. Please don't EMAIL your number expecting me to call you, or expect to get mine. Too many crazies out there, so if our communication feels mutual then we can possibly move forward with a number exchange. I won't give out my number until I get to know you a little better. I had to block a guy awhile back because he kept texting and acting psycho.
YOUR PROFILE & HELPFUL HINTS FOR ANY GUY
- For the love of God, don't have a picture of you and your Ex on here.... If that is the only picture you have, then does that mean you do not have any friends???
- Women think pictures of men FLEXING their muscles in the mirror are ridiculous.
- If you want a classy lady, then don't use profanity in your profile or have a picture flipping off the camera.
- Don't have pictures of yourself with women hanging all over you.. We don't like womanizers.
- Also, if you can't spell a big word on here, then don't use it!!
- I want an educated man, so if you use ebonics in your vocabulary like you are still in high school, then please move on to the next profile. - Remember, WOMEN are reading your profile, not MEN. We are not interested in your old car you restored with the custom paint job. THEREFORE, why put a picture of it on your profile.. We don't put pictures of our favorite pair of shoes or handbags! - When you have "stud" or "69" in your screen name, we will be less likely to respond because of the impression you are looking for just sex.
- Don't try to hide obvious things about yourself. You are just setting us up for disappointment when we meet. (e.g. missing teeth, weight gain, change in hair color, missing limbs, extra limbs, loss of hair, excessive facial hair, using an old photo)
THINGS I DISLIKE
- Can't stand slow drivers that take up the left lane (yes, even on a 5 lane highway)
- Men that try to start physical fights with other males
- When you call me sexy or baby w/o knowing me very well.
THINGS I LOVE
- I love going to dinner and having a nice bottle of wine with a stimulating conversation.
- Small things go a long way with me. Buying a well thought out gift versus an expensive one will win me over.
- I appreciate honesty. If I look fat in my pants, TELL ME!
- Unlike most women, I'm not a big flower person. they die. I wouldn't be ungrateful, but would rather have something that I can keep around to remind me of you.
- Like to cuddle, but when I'm sleeping, MOVE to your side of the bed :