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39 year old woman
Gilbert, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
men 35-42
Within:
20 Miles of Gilbert, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'2" (157cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

So I did this before. And I had a really awesome profile (if I do say so myself). But then I kept running into men that totally didn't fit my match, or I didn't fit theirs. Keep it real up in here please, I know I'm gonna come off as snarky but bear with me because I'm funny. I just want to find someone normal and nice to hang out with, have a good relationship with. If you are über religious and want to convert me to your religion, it's a no, I'm pretty comfortable with my own thank you. If you don't dig tattoos I'm not for you. I have a few (can't erase these things) all of which can't be seen in regular clothing (but that may be changing I have no shame about them). I'm working on an entire back piece and it's awesome and yes I've posted a pic of it but don't judge me in my bikini (seriously don't judge). If you are über liberal progressive (scary word by the way) it's DEFINITELY not going to be a match. I love politics, I read about politics and I follow the news closely (it's a passion). I lean mostly right (I'd call myself a libertarian if I wanted to give it a name), but I have dated quasi-liberals before.

And on that note! I'm pretty damn funny. If you don't like smart, funny and totally awesome women, then I'm definitely not for you and well it's a damn shame that you have bad taste :) I love having a great time and getting outdoors. I'm into craft beers, wine and indie rock. I've had some doozies of dating stories from Match.com when I did this before. Yet, here I am again because I don't "do" the pick me up at a bar scene. I will meet you at one though but only if they have good IPA on tap :P

I've got a son that is almost 16 and is my life. My ex husband and I have a nice relationship. It shows in how great our kid is. No really he's the best kid ever. I grew up military, married military and spent 17 years living outside of the country, 16 years in Germany and one year in Bolivia. I want to say I speak Spanish and German, but I'm seriously rusty, so I think that is perilously close to a lie (although it is really an awesome advantage to understand what's being said and the other person not realize you know). I call Vegas home and I tend to go there once a month to visit the family.

What I'm looking for. I want someone who isn't a stiff. I'm not looking for a joker mind you, but if you can't relax and go with the flow why date? I like confidence. I like funny, I like easygoing but not wild. If you have all your teeth, hair and aren't sporting a pony keg, you score a ton of points. I like active people. I want honesty.

And now comes the somewhat negatives. I want someone who wants to spend time with me. You have to live in the vicinity (not out in BFE) of where I live. Don't say you live in Scottsdale but actually live in Surprise. COME ON. I want to be physically attracted to you. I like someone who looks like they physically care for their appearance and takes time to work on it. I myself look EXACTLY like these pictures. That means I'm not fat (I'm by no means perfect mind you) and I don't find fat or out of shape attractive whatsoever. And well if that comes off rude, sorry but we know what we like and want. This is not a long list of wants. But they are definitely a necessity. If you are separated, please don't hit me up. My Dad used to say "Sh*t or get off the pot." That is exactly what is going to be in the back of the mind of every girl you date.

P.S. Old dudes! I nickname you all Creepy McCreepster's. I want all of you gentlemen to take your age and subtract at least ten....if I'm more than ten years younger than you, then you are TOO old for me. And you should really apply that to all the ladies you are looking at. God help us all.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Political interests, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
I'll tell you later
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

My son has a beautiful German Shepherd named Kaiser.

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Gemini
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Anything really. I'm hip and I'm kewl like that.

Favorite hot spots:

I love Old Town Scottsdale and tend to hang out there even though I live in Gilbert. But the reality is I love anyplace that will let me in the door.

Favorite things:

Well my favorite things in general are those that are life sustaining- food, beer, good music. I LOVE football and baseball. Both college and pro. I do spring training here a lot..GO TRIBE! I'm a huge Ohio fan. Browns not so much. Broncos ya!

Last read:

Just reread The Great Gatsby. I read the news every day but does that count?

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'2" (157cms)
5'9" (175cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Grey
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I do the books for a construction consulting firm.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian, Other

I'm über white. I'm Irish and Polish.

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Hindu, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I grew up Catholic, but I've read the Torah 4 times in the last two years because I liked the stories and I like Judaism. I'm not much into the Bible itself, but I respect those that are. Just don't push it on me.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I have a communications degree. Which I never use. Unless you consider just talking about shtuff communicating...then we should ALL have one. I also have an AA in sociology (again...not much you can do with that!)

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