UPDATED 12/17/12: My profile will conclude indefinitely on 01/01/13; I will not be renewing my membership. I never found the one, or even a friend that I would lean on in the good times, or in bad times. I have no regrets though. In the short time I have been in Vegas, I can honestly say my most lasting relationships (friends and otherwise) have come from spontaneity, sweaty palms, and the unexpected. Further, I believe when you are not actively looking for a "relationship" life will bare the best fruit. I *raise* my Coors Original to thee.
In the mean time, have a laugh at my "match" profile below. Merry Christmas :-)
DISCLAIMER: If you are a liberal, or voted for Obama, please take your altruistic, latte drinking, self loathing, entitlement views else where. I am all stocked up on hope and change here.
I just moved to Vegas five months ago.
My friends describe me as someone without comparison, a character as unique as a Unicorn. I could not agree with them more; I would also describe myself as harlequin, cavalier, recklessly outgoing, whimsical, jovial, vulnerable, driven, motivated, candid, and filterless. To offer comparison, I am much like an unfiltered cigarette in the sense that I am unexpected, full of flavor, layered, and supremely unique with each and every succeeding drag. I am addictive to few, and unattractive to many - not everyones cup of tea. Don't worry, I am not the Marlboro Man and I do not smoke, however I do speak in metaphors from time to time.
I am looking for a game changer like myself.... someone that redefines what people call "reality." I am an ole soul, and classically traditional (I do not have a FaceBook, or Twitter). Originally from Georgia and spending most of my time growing up in the South (these colors don't run), I will always hold the door open for you and be a gentleman. Many girls find fault in my composure and concede that I am "too nice." To them, I would say - I could always garner a wife beater and throw you around a little bit; I am always up for a good role play anyways ;-) . I am looking for someone who is selfless, someone who is holistic and the "greater good" centric. I volunteer weekly at a local hospital and believe it is important to give back to people. While over quoted, I endeavor to "be the change I want to see in the world."
Being driven and goal oriented is supremely important to me. Success to me is measured in the ability to accomplish what you put your mind too. Some people mistake my moxie for arrogance, but I never justify anything I have not already done, or am currently doing. For example, I finished My B.A. degree in less than three years with honors; I also purchased my first house when I was 22 years old. As sure as the second coming, I getr dun.
I am not into the club scene, never have been and never will be. I am most comfortable hanging out at a lounge, or restaurant for some apps and a glass of wine, or scotch. I have an aversion to heavy drinkers and club goers; please go throw yourself off a cliff if that is your scene - you're a waste of my time. Hiking, sampling at Costco, wine tasting at total wine, running, hitting the shooting range, or just hanging out and watching a movie is my style.
I have five large hidden tattoos and it is a huge plus if you have some ink too (band of brothers). Nice teeth are a must. You could be the prettiest girl in the world, but if you have a snaggle tooth that could open my chicken noodle soup I will pass (I already have a can opener and my English Bulldog for that). Being Catholic, Republican, and gun loving is also a huge plus.
