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39 year old man
Tampa, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 28-42
Within:
10 Miles of Tampa, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Regularly

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm actually 43, but no one ever believes me because I look young, so I'm tired of fighting them. And if you didn't read this and feel "duped" then that's your own dang fault. :)

A big sense of humor is essential!

I like to laugh and do it a lot. I'm pretty successful and intelligent but don't take things too seriously, especially myself. I've found that people like my personality and my company, even if they might find it a little kooky or non-PC at first. I like to find humor in everything...everything! Most people tend to laugh with me as long as you know that it's all in jest. I'm that guy that starts laughing to himself when no one knows why... Things I find hilarious: Stand up comedy (Daniel Tosh, Dave Attell, Brian Regan, Bill Burr), Simpsons, Community, The New Girl (yeah, I know), The League, Archer.

I've traveled and lived all over the world. Even lived in Italy for 4 yrs and Germany for nearly a year. I travel well. I've also got a lot of experience in life, even if I do look like I'm much younger than I am (usually about 36 are the guesses I get). I like that it catches people off guard.

I grew up very shy and a nerd (I was the stereotypical 14 yr old heavy metal kid playing D and D all night with my friends listening to Rush...). I grew out of both, but still have my roots; keeps me grounded and humble. However, if you have spelling errors in your profile, I'll notice them!

I just retired from the Navy where I had a macho job (Officer EOD/Spec Ops, bomb squad, diver) but don't take myself seriously. I don't let my service time define who I am. I am definitely not hardcore militaristic and am very good at carrying on a conversation without military jargon or acronyms.

Finished my MBA (USF) and bartending school before going back to work as a govt contractor. Most of my friends and coworkers think that bartending would be perfect for me with my personality, humor, and social skills. But the govt pays too well to look a gift horse in the mouth.

I'm a big fan of the physical nature of a relationship and I'm very affectionate. I love touching and being touched, kissing, hugging, etc (but not in a creepy way). I'm a "heater" so I've found cold bodied people like that. I love to spend weekend mornings playing in bed ;) I want someone I crave and that craves me...

I love music and am a repository of trivial music knowledge. I'm not up on pop music or hip hop from the last few years, but I'm pretty good with music trivia. And I do love my Rock! [On my grave stone I wan't "Did somebody say, 'Keep On Rockin?!'" from Rock'n'Roll Hoochie Koo.] And alternative. And over the last few years, country.

I've been single for 13 yrs now and no baggage, kids, or real ties to the past, so I'm truly single. And I'm finally looking seriously now that I'm settling down in one place. And I did learn a lot about living with a mate. I like to think that I'm now "potty trained." I can cook, clean, run my accounts, pay my bills, be a handyman, shop all by myself. So I'm looking for a complement, and equal, not a subservient. Someone who is witty and intelligent, and sexy, that keeps me stimulated in all ways, not just one or two. A big sense of humor is essential!

Clarifiers:
- Huge Seahawks fan! Now World Champion Seahawks. I don't mind the other teams (because I've learned that no matter how much I yell at the TV, I really don't have an impact on the game), but I don't like annoying fans--NY and NE have a very bad rep in my book.
- I tend to be fiscally conservative in my ideals of the govt (but socially liberal). Libertarian-Tea Party. If you feel that the Constitution is no longer applicable, or that govt can spend your money better than you can, then we probably won't see eye to eye.

Interests:
Dining out, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Swimming, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I like dogs and cats, but being single and condo living doesn't really lead to a fun life for animals.

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
United States Naval Academy, Annapolis, MD
For fun:

Concerts, Stand-up Comedy, random road trips, happy hour.

Favorite hot spots:

Snowboarding, Seahawks, feeling like I'm the guy Jimmy Buffett/Zak Brown/Kenny Chesney are singing about. That feeling you get when you're head over heels for someone.

Favorite things:

Music (in no order): Foo Fighters, U2, Boingo, Pixies, MGMT, Old 97s, SRV, Blues (Robert Cray, Albert Collins), 70's rock/boogie-woogie (Old J Geils, Rick Derringer, Aerosmith), Southern Rock (Outlaws, Skynard), Jimmy Buffett-esque music, Jazz, lots!

Last read:

Currently reading Fearless. Drudge Report, The Onion, the TBT.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Regularly
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military
No preference
Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Go Navy! Beat Army! (US Naval Academy)
USF (masters)

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