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23 year old man
Koreatown, California, United States

Seeking:
women 18-25
Within:
30 Miles of Koreatown, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
I'll tell you later
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

So this is what's going to happen: A, algorithm is going to perform some scans of my profile and along with a few others, try and match people up. These people will then use their very human instincts to scan through pictures and see if my face is beautiful for them. If it is you'll end up here and if it's not, you're probably so predictable that any medical journal I have read will account for your behaviour.

If you're here, you have already gotten past the facial recognition stage and are proceeding to scan for your own dating calculus probably looking or similar things we have in common and weighing them up against any potential conflicts which you will either toss aside and hope for the best (which would make you a gambler of sorts), exaggerate the conflicts and devalue the interests (making you a perfectionist, or just very picky. Daddy issues?), go through and actually believe that you and I perfect matches (making you a very impulsive woman), or something entirely different, which would make you a bit out of the ordinary, as you would not fall into the most typical patterns for women on dating sites. But before anything else, I have to do a little experiment to make sure that you aren't just skipping through text.

Note:I had a brilliant test on here that wasn't approved because like most people, these algorithms are stupid and can't tell context behind sexually explicit materials and obvious sarcasm. Congratulations Match.com, once again I am forced by another system to play by the same stupid book as your other 25 countries participating. Is your algorithm simply looking for the 3 letter S word? because if it is, it is quite stupid.

And as for me, well let's be honest, studies show that a vast majority of people lie on their online dating profiles, more so than how much they may lie in real life! Imagine that. But come on, everybody lies and to say that someone is being completely honest is like painting a big sign that says "HELLO I AM A LIAR" and sticking it behind them. That's ironically the one thing that many people consistently complain about in online dating, the amount of lies that they encounter, without realizing that their profile contains a few "little" lies that they naively contest will not harm anybody. I will tell you what though, If you are actually mad enough to have gone through all this so far and don't seem in the least bit intimidated by my deductions, then I might just tell you what I'm into.

If you aren't lying, then you might actually be deluding yourself (or just stupidly honest) in which case I will kindly tell you that you are not going to get very far if you stick to the stupidest of rules

This actually isn't about me, of who I'm looking for! So I'll give you an honest breakdown (see what I did there? If you didn't, well at least you got this far). I am a bored, pre-Med major looking to find anything to escape the idiots that I live with at my apartment. I am also the only one being forced against his will to get an online dating profile (If you're reading this Sarah, you are a terrible person). If you were offended by anything my profile said, then I hope we never meet in person because I will pick you apart and tell you straight, and if you are insecure or incomplete, then you will be offended in the most honest way. But hey! People like honestly right? Who likes liars? Oh wait, I forgot, most people lie about compliments as well . . . bummer. If you actually found my sarcasm funny, then . . . Hello, my name is Jon and if it's alright with you, let's go out to dinner, see a show, and go for a run sometime.

By the way, I have a peripheral neuropathy in my left leg, and must walk with a cane in order to cope with the pain of putting pressure on it. If you are Hitler and have contempt for cripples, then leave now because I don't like broom head mustaches. Yes, I take painkillers.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Running, Walking / Hiking, Yoga
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
California State University, Long Beach, Long Beach, CA
For fun:

Not having to deal with the stupid people that walk into my restaurants and explaining to them that sugar, no matter where it comes from is going to be processed by the body in the exact same way.

Favorite hot spots:

Coffee shops with free WiFi, bookstores, novelty shops, museums, great restaurants, and the latest vegan place in town.

Favorite things:

Tramadol HCL (Vicodin if my Dr. is feeling generous), well written soaps, a great cup of tea (which let me tell you, I make a divine cuppa), an Ipod and a pair of noise cancelling headphones.

Last read:

Dad is Fat

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
Slender
No preference
Eyes:
Black
Blue, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
I'll tell you later
Occasionally, Daily, Cigar aficionado
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Student
Student

I am going to school trying to get that little piece of paper that says I can study medicine. While also working in the food service industry having to deal with the most ridiculous of people.

Income:
Less Than $25,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, White / Caucasian, Other

A Mexican-English mix!

Faith:
Atheist
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other

Richard Dawkins knows what is up.

Languages:
English, Spanish
No preference
Education:
Some college
High school, Some college

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