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38 year old woman
Helotes, Texas, United States

Seeking:
men 35-44
Within:
50 Miles of Helotes, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

OK.. Ok.. It's time to step it up a notch and get real!

I prefer men without criminal backgrounds... FACT!

Smoking sucks unless you're on fire, then it really sucks.

I enjoy playing in the rain, stomping in puddles, jumping on trampolines, making forts, and taping balloons to cats tails. If you enjoy these things too, you're hot, funny, AND you have a job... WE ARE SOOOO GETTING MARRIED!
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Update #1: Once AGAIN, I will never AGAIN date someone crazier than me... AGAIN ;-)

Update #2: 69% of you will find something perverted about my profile.

Update #3: I promise I won't tell anyone we met on match.com, if you won't...

Update #4: Of course I come with baggage!!! I'm on match, aren't I? But if you carry mine, I'll carry yours (but you have to carry mine first..lol). No UHAUL necessary.

Update #5: Please forgive me if I don't reply to your message. It's not YOU, it's ME...

Update #6: I can smell a rat.. Even through a text message. No rats please.

Update #7: "FUNNY" compensates for most flaws. So if you're not perfect, but you ARE funny (other people have to agree), then game on!

Update #7: Oops! I changed my mind... Mean boys don't have a chance! Nothing compensates for meanness . Not even "FUNNY"!!

Update #8:



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Match Fact #1: Selfies in the bathroom mirror are a turn off. Find a friend...

Match Fact #2: If you go to a restaurant and recognize people who have contacted you on match.com, it probably means you've been on match.com a little too long (blushing).

Match Fact #3: When all else fails, search match!
To be continued.....

Interests:
Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Music and concerts
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Aries
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Laughing

Favorite hot spots:

Anywhere! I'm easily entertained.

Favorite things:

Laughing!

Last read:

Pediatric Advanced Life Support (a must read!)
Medical/Surgical Nursing (good stuff!)
Mosby's Drug Book (not so interesting)

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
5'8" (172cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
Slender
About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness
No preference
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Probably not
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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