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SomethingWittyxo

I am a walking contradiction. I enjoy all things funny, sarcastic and witty. Inappropriate is often used to describe me.

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27 year old woman
Austin, Texas, United States

Seeking:
men 28-34
Within:
30 Miles of Austin, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Body type:
I'll tell you later
Height:
5'3" (160cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm really funny, at times inappropriate. I love a good laugh, catching an amazing local concert and brunch, I really love brunch. I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh, who will play sports with me, introduce me to new music and appreciate mine.. and most importantly, take me to brunch.

I was on the chive once. It was a proud moment. Not the skeezy picture section, but the "gotta get me a goofy girl" section, because honestly.. I'm really goofy.

Interests:
Camping, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Football, Golf, Dancing, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Yoga, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX
For fun:

I play kickball, volleyball, watch movies, game nights, cook, DIY crafts

Favorite hot spots:

Quality Seafood, Shoal Creek, Whitewater, Nutty Brown, Saxon Pub, Antones, Lustre Pearl, Icenhauers, Kung Fu, Lake Austin, Enchanted Rock, Alamo Drafthouse, Hopdoddy, Sagra, TNT Brunch, DKR

Favorite things:

I love going to concerts, live music is a passion: TX country, indie folk, & festivals are my favorite. As far as TV goes, I like Parks and Rec, Girls, Game of Thrones, New Girl & almost everything on HBO and Showtime. I love food, I'll try anything!

Last read:

Pride and Prejudice. I love that book and read it once a year. I also finished all of the Chelsea Handler books.. complete opposite, yet hilarious.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'3" (160cms)
5'10" (177cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
I'll tell you later
About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Christian / Catholic, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I'm not that religious, but I do have faith. I believe in Science, but I think faith gets you through a lot.

Languages:
English, Spanish
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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