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31 year old man
Austin, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 25-30
Within:
20 Miles of Austin, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Before you read any further, if you don't know the difference between "their" "there" or "they're" and you mistakenly use "weather" instead of "whether," please keep looking. I know some guys like being with a dumb woman so they feel smart and powerful....but I'm not one of them.

Now for the awkward part where I talk about myself...

Sarcastic, crazy sense of humor, loyal, honest...too honest sometimes, closet nerd, open (ask me anything) but discrete (don't kiss and tell), always laughing and having fun, goal-oriented, confident, passionate and genuine. I open doors for people - this is just something I do if somebody is walking with or behind me. I care about my body and workout to be strong and healthy, not for vanity. I keep busy and my friends hate that I can't always celebrate stuff with them, but they've all called me at 3am or after an accident because they know I'll be there without hesitation. I look like I've lived my entire life in an urban jungle but growing up in the country gave me a taste for adventure that's never left me. I'd rather make/buy a meaningful gift than buy something thoughtless. There's so much more, but ask me anything you want to know before the 18th because I'm cancelling my account then.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Martial arts, Running, Soccer, Weights / Machines, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs, Exotic Pets
Pet Essay:

I have the best dog in the world. If you have one, I'm sure he or she is cute....but mine is better. :)

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Virgo
College:
Texas State University–San Marcos, San Marcos, TX
For fun:

I love playing with my dog or spending time with my friends. If the weather is nice, or even if it's not I love riding my motorcycles or running around town lake.

Favorite hot spots:

24 hr fitness, Hike and Bike trail, HEB, West 6th, Kingdom, Rainy, most EDM shows, Zilker park, and my house.

Favorite things:

Ask me!

Last read:

The Truth about Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human. Sandman Slim and John Dies at the End. Calvin and Hobbes books get read often as well. :)

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
Blue, Brown, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

I'm in Pharmaceutical Sales and building a photography business.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

If somebody from Europe, Asia, and Latin America all ran at each other really really really fast and they squished together and formed a man...I would be that man.

Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

I used to be very religious and would go to church every Sunday, run retreats, attend retreats, etc... Now I'm spiritual and don't put much stock in religion. What makes a good man is what is inside his mind, his heart and actions everyday.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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