SQUEEZING MYSELF INTO THIS TINY BOX :
For starters, my name is Zane, I carry a slight British accent, while never being short of quick witted humor, may it even be at my own self-deprecating expense. The extrovert in me gets a kick discussing sponge-bob with a 5 year old or chatting away with a 90 year darling of grandma about Wednesday night bingo. Being a strong advocate of women's rights and having been raised by a single mother, I've this urge to emotionally and physically protect those dear to me. Much like a Scottish Count, I'm chivalrous to no end and love puling out chairs and opening doors for women.
RIDICULOUSLY RANDOM FACTS:
=== I still visit my kindergarten teacher, who claims that I was the naughtiest lil Tasmanian devil ever to be a teacher's headache, and yet she loves me to pieces.
==I'm the resident counselor for all my married friends, having watched every episode of "Married with Children" qualifies me.
==I'm fluent in 3 languages, can curse in another 4.and can speak in tongues in 5.
== I made the Olympic snuggling team, heartbroken by a stiff neck that kept me out of medal contention in London.
==I sport a green zebra print phone cover-- no judgment please-- lost a bet to my 7 year old niece.
=== I've had 3 long-term relationships, with the most amazing women, all of whom would write me a letter of recommendation (the things I can make people do with my sad-innocent look).
YOU FIT THE BILL IF:
-- You let suffering of those less fortunate touch you. Compassion is such an aphrodisiac !
-- You'll go along with my spontaneous, swashbuckling adventures-- skydiving, hiking Yosemite or caged shark diving.
-- You'd be that outgoing partner in crime who'd join me for endless summer nights on the dance floor.
You read all my ramblings ? Sweet !
Now message me, your life will never be the same !