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33 year old man
Avondale, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 22-38
Within:
35 Miles of Avondale, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
Daily
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

My account expires today, 9-7-13, so if you're interested, you better get on it. Tick, tock, ladies. You have mere moments. I tried to write this description to give you a good idea of what I am like. If you want to learn about me, reading all of this is a good place to start. If you have any questions or would like me to expand on something, feel free to message me.

Im outfitted with a poly-alloy combat chassis. I dont believe in the Moon. I think its just the back of the Sun. I invented water. You're welcome. If Cap'n Crunch were still alive, he would describe me as dynamic and explosive. I don't believe in ninjas. Pirates maybe, but not ninjas. I designed an engine that is fueled by unicorn farts but I ran out of unicorn farts before I could prove that it works. None of that is true but the point is I have a strange sense of humor.

True things now. I dont play any instruments. I have a Bachelors Degree in Art which Ive determined to be exactly as useful as a Ph.D. in Cryptozoology. I am very passionately opinionated about lots of things, a great many of them, completely trivial. Someone recently told me, You dont talk like a human being, which I took as a compliment. I saw a U.F.O. when I was 10. What? My friend saw it too. I love words. Currently, my favorite word is Bedraggled. I love having deep conversations with smart people. I consider myself a scholar of the Art of Cinematic Storytelling. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is the greatest movie ever made. I play video games as a cure for boredom. Im writing a book. It's going to be awesome.

I'm shy. Im not super comfortable in large crowds of people but I can deal with it. Im not into sports. I have no hair on my head and theres nothing I can do about it. If I had hair, it would be red. That's right, I'm a ginger. If you're racist against gingers, please consider yourself persona non grata. I have the tendency to use R rated colloquialisms conversationally though I am able to adjust this behavior if the situation calls for it. I have a job and all my bills are current.

I go into this knowing that maybe Ill meet somebody and it just wont work out. I do think that being happy together depends largely on communication. If you and I end up hitting it off, great. But, if after a while, certain little things about me start to bug you, please tell me. Maybe there's small things about me that by themselves aren't deal breakers but that bother you in ways that Im not aware of. I feel that it would be better for you to tell me these things than just ignore them and hope they'll go away. Examples might be:

You: All of your shirts are stupid and I dont want to be seen out in public with you if youre gonna dress like a cartoon.
Me: Okay, lets head down to the store where people buy clothes and Ill buy some you-approved new shirts.
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You: I don't like it when you call me Honey Pants. It sounds condescending, patronizing and a little sexist. Please stop calling me that.
Me: Anything for you, Snuggle Kitten.
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You: I need you to try harder to grow hair on top of your head. Sometimes the sun reflects off it and blinds me.
Me: I'll see what I can do but I make no promises.
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You: Honey badgers are not nearly as awesome as you think they are.
Me: How dare you, Madam!!! Your vile slander is an affront to not just me but the Lord thy God, Himself

And that's how you and I will overcome obstacles in our relationship. Communication.

9-6-13

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Political interests, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Bowling, Inline skating, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Virgo
College:
The Art Institute of Phoenix, Phoenix, AZ
For fun:

Movies, Video games, Thinking, Digital Painting, Writing, Poetry, Learning, Chardee Macdennis, Other stuff too probably

Favorite hot spots:

Indoors

Favorite things:

Movies:Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, Avatar, Lord of the Rings, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, Million Dollar Baby, Lord of the Rings
Music:Disturbed, Evanescence, Metallica, Megadeth, Nobuo Uematsu, Killswitch Engage
Food: Milksteak

Last read:

The Elegant Universe, 1984, Atlas Shrugged, the Dark Tower series, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire
When, I say "read", I mean I've listened to them on audio book. I like to read books the old fashioned way: I have someone else read it to me.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 7'5" (226cms)
Body type:
A few extra pounds
Slender, Big and beautiful, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured, Heavyset, A few extra pounds, Stocky
Eyes:
Green
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Bald
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum, Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Daily
Daily, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Travel / Hospitality / Transportation
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

Astronaught!!! Yay! I'm not really an astronaught. Something much more boring.

Income:
$25,001 to $35,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Not sure
Definitely, Someday, Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Computer Animation. I MEAN, UHHHHHHH..........ASTRONAUGHT SCHOOL!!!! Yeah, that's the ticket.

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