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31 year old man
Pasadena, California, United States

Seeking:
women 24-34
Within:
50 Miles of Pasadena, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

My PERFECT match would be a compassionate person in regard to all sentient beings. She would LOVE dogs, particularly those of the West Highland variety. She would also adopt my favorite teams, if she was not a fan already, and love them as if they were related biologically. Finally, this amazing woman would find helping professions interesting and all my attempts at humor HILARIOUS.

JK. She will probably be some random assortment of traits I never knew I loved.

Fav. quotes from women's profiles (i.e., NOT QUOTING MYSELF): Some of these I see A LOT, some I see and laugh, and still others I see and think “why are you still single?"

Note: parentheses indicate my reaction

- "There's a 99% chance you're a Match.com Douche that couldn't handle this..." (There is a 99% chance you have a personality disorder. I'm also not sure "douche" needs to be capitalized.)
- "Please dont bother if you are not the age frame or type im looking for...DO us all a favor!" (lol... what?)
- "Does chivalry still exist?" (You mean... when men thought of women as "delicate" and intellectually inferior? Ah... the good ole days.)
- "I'm on here to meet amazing people and if something more should happen i'm open to that as well" (Translation: I want a boyfriend but I am also self conscious about online dating.)
- "I'm not religious, I live by the golden rule." (So... you treat everybody like a middle class white woman?)
- "What's with all the vegetarian guys? We evolved to eat meat." (No... humans actually have no known adaptation for eating meat but many for eating plants - see: Christina Warriner's TED talk entitled "Debunking the Paleo Diet")
- "Do not send me messages about your children. Again, this proves your illiteracy." (This makes ZERO sense)
- "My friends encouraged me to try this" (what else do these "friends" tell you to do?)
- "Don't wink. What am I going to do with a wink, wink back?" (So, if I see you i shouldn't wave. I mean... what are you going to do with a wave, wave back?)
- "I don't have trouble meeting guys" (feeling judged...?)
- "non-conformist" (ironically trendy!)
- "Oh my gosh, I never thought I would do this" ("friends" encouraged you?)
- "Do not message me if you are not attractive. Time to be honest with yourself" (So... only message you if I think I'm hot. I don't see any potential problems there).
- "I hate drama" (Which means... you are drama personified)
- "I’m not interested in just sex." (Unfortunate stories behind these?)
- "If you have pictures of yourself with your shirt off, I’m not interested" (I bet you do not see comments like this in many guy's profiles...).
- "If you don't know how to use there, their, they're, you, your, OR you're correctly, I'm not interested" (Ironically, these kinds of statements are often embedded in an incomplete sentence.)
- "I’m more of a Christmas and Easter Christian." (So... commitment is not an area of strength)
- "I don't believe in organized religion." (Disorganized it is...)
- "I'm a big believer in god! i just dont follow any religions! im just not to sure about them." (So it's safe to assume that you didn't learn about this god from, say, the Christian bible?)
- "We came from apes, get over it." (Cool story bro.)
- "Read my profile before you message me." (Nah... I like the mystery)
- "Please do not message me if you are not in my age range. I already have a dad, I do not need another."
- "I've read lots of books on religion. If you want schooled, try to convert me." (Calm down Napoleon Dynamite, I'm sure you're quite the bible trivia expert)
- "I'm an adult entertainer" (Well isn't that special. *church lady voice*)
- "I'm not a Christian, I'm Catholic" (Actually you're confused)
- "Hi, creepy online dating world." (In other words, i'm nervous and self conscious so I'm going to disparage the very thing I just paid, probably, $60-$100 to use)

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Football, Running, Soccer, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

Reginald.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Gemini
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Take Reggie to dog park, watch/attend Colts and Pacers games, go to concerts (e.g., DMB @ Hollywood Bowl), explore new cities, try new restaurants, cook new or old fav foods at home, walk or jog around the city with others, try new beers, others...

Favorite hot spots:

IPAs at Yardhouse, Colts games anywhere, vegeburgers @ The Counter, and DMB concerts at the Hollywood Bowl.

Favorite things:

My pup, community, colts & pacers, Social Psych, vege burritos, dark choc. lattes, Paul George dunks, Andrew Luck to T.Y. Hilton, Whole Foods, Big Bang Theory, books,Yogurtland, vegetable egg rolls, sandals, siracha and hummus, others...

Last read:

Humor Comprehension in Individuals with Agenesis of the Corpus Callosum ~ Jamie Rehmel

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
4'11" (149cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Student
No preference

PhD Student, Neuropsychology Intern, Clinical Trainee Level Psychotherapist, Researcher of Non-Literal Language Comprehension and Agenesis of the Corpus Callosum

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

From the midwest... Midwasian?

Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

Odd how open some people seem to be about endorsing obvious caricatures and stereotypes.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

- 5th year PhD, Neuropsychology
- Master of Arts Theology
- Master of Arts Psychology
- Bachelor of Science Psychology, Family Studies Minor

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