Not going to lie, it is much easier to approach your kind digitally than in the flesh. You guys are just scary like that! I am a pretty cool guy except when I'm at a bar or a club. Something happens and all that coolness goes away. Lame. Better I just wink at you from here instead!
I have a talent for being a gigantic smart a$$. If I like you I'll make fun of you a lot from having food stuck on your face to when you trip over something being a spas. I live a simple life and like it that way. It revolves around family and a small circle of friends. Health, fitness and nutrition are things that I am passionate about. I became self-employed in 09 and have been pretty busy trying to not suck at life.
Having things in common is important, we can't just sit and stare at each other all day! Match percentages and personality scores don't mean jack to me. I don't want a computer telling me who's good or no good for me. Just look at what happened in Terminator when we relied too much on a machine! If I bark up the wrong tree though don't throw a shoe at me just yet. Try "SHOOT!" or "GET!" but if that fails then a brick would probably work better!
