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Handle:
NotCharleeSheen
Essay:
I lack the chiseled good looks of Clark Kent and absent of Rockefeller's polish, wealth or intellect. I lack the physique or ambitions of such alpha males who I believe are the reason of downfall for every successful empire and nation. I really really like strawberry Jell-O as well as Oreos. I wish someday they would make an "Oreo-flavor" Jell-O or "strawberry Jell-o flavor" Oreos. I also like to eat in bed; the comfort of eating and falling asleep at the same time is indescribable! Lastly, I like shoe-gazer bands with loud guitar reverbs played in lo-fi sounds.... I am looking for someone to share the everyday routines with (i.e. making baloney sandwiches with the crust cut off or mixing Tropic Thunder Kool-Aid beverages). It would also be nice if she can polish off 2 gyro platters with hot-sauce in one sitting like I did. I also like to dress up occasionally and accompany her to nice places with good ambience for dinner. Most Importantly, I'm attracted to someone who is a little quirky, feisty, unpretentious and has a wicked sense of humor! If you are a "middle-maintenance" kinda gal, I am your equidistant counterpart.. With all sincerity with most profound importance, I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE HERE ON Match IS A VERY GOOD CATCH FOR SOMEONE WITHIN THIS DATING COMMUNITY. So I wish everyone good luck in finding that special someone; as they no doubt genuinely wish for me in reciprocity.....
Gender:
Male
City:
Jackson Heights
State:
New York