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37 year old man
Austin, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 24-42
Within:
50 Miles of Austin, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

If you contact me, I can honestly say, the worst thing that is going to happen, is you're going to meet a genuine, honest, decent, guy that has managed to live on this earth thirty years with no regrets. Too laid back to be a creep and too responsible to be a douche bag.

I'm a professional, touring, stand-up comic...msg me and I'll send you a link to my website and you can see online clips of me. That would be the best way to see what I'm all about.
****************UPDATE****************************
So I put a profile up here a few months ago and I’ve chatted with quite a few interesting people, met up with 3 or 4, and I’ve even had one person assume I must be a “catfish?” (Apparently some people put up fake profiles with picture stolen off the internet.) I guess I’ll take that as a compliment?

The pictures are recent and they truly are of me. I lead a pretty blessed life full of road trips, working vacations, and life adventures and I’m hoping to eventually find someone to share it with.

I’m looking for someone with a quick sense of humor that can keep up with my lifestyle and confidence that is justified by a strong personality to back it up. Someone I can spoil a little, not because they expect it, but because they deserve it. If that sounds like you maybe we can meet up at one of my local shows sometime. No better way to meet up than that. All the pressure is on me to be funny. ;-)

And like it says above in my original profile, there really is no risk here. I’m a mature, responsible, laid-back guy in his thirties and a guaranteed good time. I make rooms full of strangers laugh for a living so that makes dating easy in comparison.

I understand that comedy is subjective. If someone doesn’t find my particular style of humor amusing, I never take it personally. I’m mature enough to realize the same is true of dating. So even if we meet up and don’t have a romantic connection, we’re still going to have fun finding that out.

So…you ever wonder if you're the last normal person on earth?

Guess what...You're not.

Talk to you soon.

Interests:
Camping, Business networking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I have one very "dog-like" cat named Chuey Lewis.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Leo
College:
The University of Texas at San Antonio, San Antonio, TX
For fun:

comedy, bad movies, baseball, camping,fishing, food, Football, good movies, gym, jogging, life experiences, outdoors, San Antonio Spurs, sports, stock market, travel

Favorite hot spots:

Cap City Comedy Club
Velveeta Room
Jason's Deli
Round Rock Express Baseball Games
Ladybird Lake

Favorite things:

Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin, Huey Lewis and the News, 80's, Classic Rock
Top Secret, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Plane, Trains and Automobiles
South Park, Family Guy, Dexter, 24, Breaking Bad, Family Feud, Cheers, Frasier, Star Trek

Last read:

A newspaper, a biography

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'6" (198cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned, Full-figured, A few extra pounds
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
Other profession

I am a professional, touring stand-up comic and I live right here in Austin, TX

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other
Faith:
Christian / Other
Agnostic, Atheist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Communications Degree from UTSA in 2000

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