Well Match decided to delete the blurb I so tortuously crafted with snarky humor and self deprecating flair. Instead I'm going to shoot from the hip. I am from Texas after all. Most likely by the time you've read this you have made a decision on whether or not I piqued your interest anyways ;)
I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me explore the Twin Cities. I moved up here for work and, outside of my coworkers, I haven't had an opportunity to meet a whole lot of new people. I like exploring the world around me. I can check out museums, go to a play, go see a show, try a new restaurant, go camping, or just bum around. How can you really know yourself if you limit your experiences? However, I'm much more of a mountain/outdoors person than a beach guy (hence the username, haha).
The most humorous thing on dating sites are people who have a long and detailed list of physical features they want in a person. I have no such list and really want to get to know some amazing people.