Sweaty dancer. Crappy surfer. Big on family and friends. Fat man caught in a skinny body. Own my own internet business. In other words, I take business calls in my birthday suit. DJ / produce music in my spare time. Untz Untz. Pseudo-intellectual. Liberal. Jew...ish. Health / exercise nut. Argumentative, but lovable. Insatiable reader. Bore easily. Sensitive, but not wimpy. Ok, kinda wimpy. Whatever, I'm Jewish. I don't need to be tough. I'll just have one of my cousins sue you.
You: smart, playful, sweet, put together, feminine, strong, and most certainly sexy. And just a little bit cray-cray.