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28 year old woman
Denver, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
men 25-34
Within:
Miles of Denver, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
Faith:
Buddhist / Taoist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

A quick disclaimer to all you gentlemen looking to impress a lady via online dating: don't wink. Its creepy. Most women associate it with the strange twitch their uncle Frank has. The uncle who has been permanently disinvited to Thanksgiving dinner because of what happened during the final leg of the potato sack race during the 4th annual family reunion. I understand its not your fault that Match.com offers it as a flirtatious was of saying "hi"--and encourages it nonetheless. But honestly, a little bit of originality (think subject lines AND content of emails/IMs) goes a long way here.

I thought it might be the right move to write the equivalent of a novella about myself, filled with hyperboles in an attempt to create a subtly enigmatic air of invincibility and wit. But then I realized that the irony might be lost on most.
So, in an attempt to have a little fun, I figured I'd follow the "online dating profile" formula we're all too familiar with and do a little modest bragging about why I'm a lot more fun and attractive than the average Denver girl.

I rarely plan my weekends. Spontaneity is sexy in a guy. I've been known to pack a bag and jump on a plane somewhere unannounced for a few days just to surprise friends. I'm happiest when I can spend the day knowing I can lounge on my deck with a book and possibly some Bushmills. If I'm planning anything, other than weekend snowboarding or camping excursions, its always centered around live music. Discovering new artists and live music are the driving forces behind some of my productivity and a majority of my procrastination. A guy with a similar taste in music, who is willing to go shake it at a few shows will definitely pique my interest in him.

I love Denver in all its "judgmental neighborhood" glory. I'm a fan of its patios, the micro-breweries that keep popping up on every corner like Starbucks, cruising around on my bike solo or with a crew, or spending the day at an art museum. And it’s rare that any of this occurs without the requisite amount of people watching.

Confidence is sexy; cockiness is not. There is a fine line between the two and it is essential for a guy to understand the difference between the two. Physical attraction, while important, isn't nearly as hot as having some substance between your ears. I like a challenge in the intellectual sense. "Smart hot" is the most enticing of them all and, naturally, the most difficult to come by. Keep up with my constant sarcasm and I know we'll get along (at least for a conversation or two) just fine.

Oh--evidently I hate having my picture taken (my mom is a photographer and always had a camera pointed my way) and the only pictures I have are blurred or borderline obnoxious. So bear with the ones I have up now.

Interests:
Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Running, Skiing, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Yoga
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
University of Colorado at Boulder, Boulder, CO
For fun:

Impromptu road trips, snowboarding, running faster than the guy on the treadmill next to me, live music, art museums (even though I work in one), exploring Denver,

Favorite hot spots:

Thin Man, Sanchos, Larimer Lounge, Lakeview Lounge, the Bluebird, the old Owsleys, Williams and Graham, Linger in the summer,
Mishawaka, Vail, Copper, the Beav, Telluride, Portland

Favorite things:

Any season in Colorado, a sense of humor, authenticity, new music, living abroad, micro-brews, Seinfeld and Workaholics, crossword puzzles, Bushmills, powder days, watching human interaction, honesty, Oscar Wilde, summer bike rides.

Last read:

"Tender is the Night" by F. Scott Fitzgerald and "This is How You Lose Her", Junot Diaz

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
5'10" (177cms) to 6'4" (193cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
Blue, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Auburn / Red
Light brown, Dark brown, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Buddhist / Taoist
Agnostic, Buddhist / Taoist
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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