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59 year old man
New York, New York, United States

Seeking:
women 45-62
Within:
50 Miles of New York, New York, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Regularly

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

OK, Profile Police-New Sheriff In Town..."Approve"...THIS:

Sorry: no long walks off of short piers in the sunset with diabetes-inflicting purple cocktail and rainbow stirrer in one hand...followed blindly, myopically, loyally by some inbred centipede dog in tow, pushing its own baby stroller...(Now...THERE'S an image...)

"Fine DINING".....Really?...Ya' mean...White Castle murder burgers don't tickle your pallet?
Can't cook? Prep? Know how to hold a knife?...or...you just make...reservations?
Various code words/phrases for..."ya' better be rich...my loyah needs the work"....

Begin every profile sentence with..."I"?

WHEN inspired, I'm very demonstrably-affectionate, appreciative. Would love to be matched by someone who appreciates & reciprocates.

No slouch in the kitchen...I'm a pretty good cook in search of a sexy, prepping, cycling & uh...bedroom (WHAH?)...life/passion partner.

Oft been accused of being too honest, forthcoming, generous, often to my own detriment... (and sarcastically, ironically..."funny") open minded, given that NO ONE, ESPECIALLY ME, is "perfect".
I seek "adorably flawed".
Will only know I've deluded myself that I've found her...WHEN I have...IF...

SO sick of reading generic profiles, where 4 badly-taken pics include 2 dog pics...OY!

Excruciatingly intuitive, perceptive, sometimes I wish I wasn't, often ignoring "clues" I'm often given.

Anyone misjudging my broad generosity of spirit, will very quickly & abruptly feel the chilly breeze of my departure...

About the one I'm looking for...

Truly seeking my last girl friend/companion.
NO, not my "last girl friend".
She's living with someone...

Never "married": Assume...NOTHING...OR...THIS...

Ideally seeking proportionately tall, (stilettos help a lot!) slender, sexy, affectionate, intimate woman of uncommon integrity!, sincerity, intellect, unpretentious "sophistication", common sense, "logic", CONSISTENCY!
With a TRUE "cents of humor"!
A giver, not just a taker.
Impossible combo?

Its fine to look like a gracefully-aged pole dancer, but if you sound like a squeeze toy/rubber ducky...uh...

Wish list aside: my mind is quite open to one who uniquely transcends the list in her own way/style.

Please: NO "few extra pounds/BBW" ladies &/or no pictures posted: deleted, swiftly.

Seeking rest-of-life love, companionship, mutual support, mental & physical contact.

Smokers, Republicans, Misandrists: NYET!

DEFY absolutely: Jack Nichloson's famous chick flick quote about women:
"I think of a man...and take away reason and accountability!" Tough one, eh?

Pets, horsies, children, scenery pics...? OY!
This is NOT a...kennel, day care center or...National Geographic!
Show me your...!

I'd just like to add...

Resistant defensiveness to requests for mo' recent pics of you? BYE! No SKYPE? BYE!
Deceived, WAY too many times by VERY overweight, waddling, limping, lying "dates".

Mercenary, SOCIOPATHIC, AGENDA'D, MORONIC, DIM, "spoiled", QUICK-tempered Jappy, fatally narcissistic, dinner/drink ho's, BITTER, BI-POLAR, angry, IN-DENIAL, reinvented, misrepresented, self-sabotaging, argumentative, button-pushing, history-rewriting, drama queens, unresolved issues, vendettas, Vegan Nazi's, "GOD-fearing", etc.:
PUH-LEEZE...PASS! OY!

Want "Financially stable?" How's YOUR portfolio doing?

I wholeheartedly admire, appreciate & respect women who'd rather stay at home, than be with a man NOT-liked/NOT attracted to, even for 5 minutes, let alone dinner or, 1 drink.

I'd rather be told "NO", UP FRONT, than waste MY valuable time, emotional well-being, $$$ on a woman whose REAL reason to MEET is really to EAT!

Have wittu wittu doggie (OR 2)?: you probably DON'T need ME...

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Bowling, Cycling, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

...something about a...feline..and if you get them as kittens, you can...train them to act...JUST LIKE DOGS!...Well, sorta....

IF you have a wittu wittu doggie (or 2), you probably don't need ME...a sociological/psychological study...just sayin'.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Taurus
College:
Hunter College of the City University of New York, New York, NY
For fun:

These days? Well, I work out but, it sure ain't "fun".
Cooking: Big batch of something, enough for a family, eat some-freeze the rest. Snoring, yet?
I doodle on my guitars, basses, while some mindless dribble plays on TV.
Distract me...PLEASE...

Favorite hot spots:

My apartment's radiator...

Favorite things:

My guitars, basses, amps, stomp box pedal board and...flashlights: thank you, Sandy...
JEFF BECK!
Tomatoes, wasabi, sushi
Kitchen gadgets
16 quarts of MY heavenly chili, just for starters
Red sauce/pasta on Sundays
Good, cheap Bordeaux's

Last read:

NY Times online, repetitive variations on bland date site wishlists, with sentences that too-frequently begin with "I"...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'4" (162cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green
Hair:
Grey
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Regularly
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I'm a new business/relationship developer/sales animal.

If you don't love me, maybe you should just hire me....just sayin'...

Income:
I'll tell you later
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
No
Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

Well? What do I LOOK like, anyway?

Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious

Avid Bill Maher follower. Rigiulous!

Born Jewish-die a pizza...with everything on it...

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Proverbial "School of Life, Love, Emotional, Passionate and Professional Pursuits...

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