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58 year old man
New York, New York, United States

Seeking:
women 45-62
Within:
50 Miles of New York, New York, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Regularly

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Ya' want shmaltz?...HERE: We gots shmaltz...lots of it.

"I....LUV to take LONG walks off of SHORT piers in the sunset, purple sweet drink in hand, rainbow umbrella-stirrer, with micro-centipede fido in loyal, adoring, unconditional love-puppy, myopically-attentive tow."..are you loving this?
MUAH!...Me and U, babe...

Here, my Sweetness, on our way to siphoning off-shore, U.S. tax free investments, slobber on the following...

Sing the following..."My Favorite Things"...ah one and ah-two and-ah....

Barf bags on noses and wing sauce on chickens
Trite sloppy spittle from INBRED slim pickins
Brown papered cabbages adorned with G-strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Sperm-colored cronies and limp-wristed doodles
Day-hells with DUMB-BELLES and PUH-THET-ICK poodles
Wild grease that flies from the goon with her blings
These are a few of my favorite things

"SAH-SEE" curmudgeons' names think they are clever
The hangman begs me to just pull the lever
Their melted faces induce me to cringe
These are a few of my favorite things

Decrepit gold-diggers flaunt crippled pooches
Desperately claim: what they want are good smooches
Their flaunted Gucci bags come from Beijing
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses in sports cars that crashes
Flakos that DE-MAND my portfolio caches
Bottle blond blood suckers seeking their Kings
These are a few of my favorite things

Surgically-augmented tarts that do sicken
Face-lifted bimbos with paranoid kittens
Misandrist psychos who think they can sing
THESE are the cases of illegal things....

When the broad bites
Parasite stings
Make me sigh, "EGAD!"
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I sure feel....REAL BAD!

THERE!...You are IN LUV! KISS MEH!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Bowling, Cycling, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

...something about a...feline..and if you get them as kittens, you can...train them to act...JUST LIKE DOGS!...Well, sorta....

IF you have a wittu wittu doggie (or 2), you probably don't need ME...a sociological study...just sayin'.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Taurus
College:
Hunter College of the City University of New York, New York, NY
For fun:

These days? Well, I work out but, it sure ain't "fun".
Cooking: Big batch of something, enough for a family, eat some-freeze the rest. Snoring, yet?
I doodle on my guitars, basses, while some mindless dribble plays on TV.
Distract me...PLEASE...

Favorite hot spots:

My apartment's radiator...

Favorite things:

My guitars, basses, amps, stomp box pedal board and lately...flashlights, thank you, Sandy...
Tomatoes, wasabi...
Kitchen gadgets
Gangbuster 16 quarts of heavenly chili, just for starters...red sauce on Sundays.
Good Bordeaux's at "stolen" prices

Last read:

Turkey breast baking basics on some food site...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'2" (187cms)
5'4" (162cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green
Hair:
Grey
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Regularly
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I'm a new business/relationship developer/sales animal.

If you don't love me, maybe you should just hire me....just sayin'...

Income:
I'll tell you later
$25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
No
Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

Well? What do I LOOK like, anyway?

Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Spiritual but not religious

Avid Bill Maher follower. Rigiulous!

Born Jewish-die a pizza...with everything on it...

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Proverbial "School of Life, Love, Emotional, Passionate and Professional Pursuits...

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