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38 year old man
Houston, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 35-45
Within:
60 Miles of Houston, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Just released from Huntsville "extended stay" for a string of 187s, attempted 211 and my white powder addiction. I'm so glad the state and Rick Perry gave me a third chance. I have som'er teeth, some are here and some are there, my smile lights up a room. I have to watch what I eat cause of my stomach problem that causes me to fart a lot. My mom says I'm a real babe hound! I tend to drool and stare at hotties!

I live with my mom and her boyfriend for now. Mom said he has a hairy behind and drinks a lot. I use his family truckster for my job with convict construction. They voted for Romney/Cheney and before that Gore/Buchananan last election. Mom said one day I'll be a successful garbage man. I enjoy picnics too, my mom liked inviting my last girlfriend cause shed keep the flys away by going commando, my friends kept telling me I must of been going blind cause she had cottage cheese all over her behind. I like going camping with my uncle John, he's a war hero, he has some issues and dresses up like Barbra Bush, he thinks he's prettier. I have one good thing to look forward to is when my dad gets out of his extended stay he'll be 125, we're going fishing he said.

I promise a lucky lady a trip to the ER weekly, black eyes, busted lip, you'll really love me. Especially when I quit my job and use your bank account to feed my uselessness. I do have to laugh at women that look for men 10 years older/younger than them, I am not on that 5 year plan.... as in don't die. So why old geezers ladies? Viagra is cheap i guess? Also why 100/150K? Are you that shallow? You should try "our time" if you're into prunes or golden oldies. If into rednecks, possum pie and country bumpkins maybe "farmers only" cause city folks just don't get it!

I know what your thinking..... I have a few tattoos. Well I can wear my CK suits or meatball stained tank top and never had complaints in meetings.

1. You have Hakeem the party store owner with body oder a mile away emailing you, ......... Ponder that now before you tell or think I am "not your type" .
2. I am not some oily Bo hunk" who can't fix a toilet even.
3. I don't drive a big truck (that uses $40.00 in fuel every two days)or own a copy of Patrick Swayze's "Roashouse" to go home to rub one out watching Patrick using my tears as lube...... Oh Patty....Oh Patty (every hicks dream personality)
4. Drive my sports car to make up for what I don't have (napoleon complex).
5. I have brains that will impress you, not my wranglers, cowboy boots, GQ look.
6. I can remodel a house (which i had someone take for granted), restore a old vehicle, overhaul a 1.8 million dollar engine
7. Excelled in a sport that 90% of people don't.
8. I hate opprotunists that take advantage of hard working/blunt/real people!
9. Not looking for someone who's been featured on ID TV or do I plan to be a story
10. Honey Boo Boo's mother has a husdand and you don't..... Need I say more.
11. I don't need training or house broken
12. I am no Rolex/RUBi rider, I ride my Harley more than around the block
13. Drive my boat not to impress my neighbor or the gold digger arm candy.
14. Stop inbreeding.......ban country music
15. I don't wear the white Hugo Boss outfit on my boat
16. Yes I'm positive. No anger if that's you think, just brutally honest
17. I don't attend the places that play both country and western.
18. My names not Tuck McElroy.....lead singer/driver of the Winnebago.
19. My favorite band is not the "Good Ol Boys"

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Golf, Inline skating, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Horses
Pet Essay:

3 year old quarter horse and a dog

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Pisces
College:
Northwestern College, Chicago, IL
For fun:

Going on my boat, riding my motorcycles, concerts, sporting events, museums, good company, winery's, site seeing, meeting up for coffee, book stores, adding visa/stamps to the passport,and brewing beer, people watching.

Favorite hot spots:

49 states and 22 countries and I have residency for Brazil, Panama and Argentina

My passports the size of a wallet.....

Favorite things:

I enjoy being able to make a woman laugh and let them know they are ways a priority and never an option. Laughter is always important

Last read:

Performance catalog from Harley Davidson,NHL conditioning tips,JFK - An unfinished life, Abraham Lincoln books, in retrospect by Robert McNamera, sales ads from Lowes.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'1" (185cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

I work for the meatball, NOT UNITED!

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live away from home
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian

I am half French Canadian and Finnish.

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I will attend services but please don't cram it down my face.

Languages:
English, German
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I am educated

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