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29 year old woman
Oakland, California, United States

Seeking:
men 30-39
Within:
50 Miles of Oakland, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'0" (152cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I have an oddball sense of humor. I have an obsession with both my career and my two cats. I'm working hard to attain my career goals. I volunteer at the Humane Society in my spare time and hope to begin volunteering at a marine wildlife rescue very soon. I've been called a spark plug before, but prefer to be called, "Most beautiful, intelligent, and hilarious one that I worship so." Or you can call me Kris. Your choice.

Also, guys, has anyone else noticed that Kevin Costner is a truly wretched actor?

What I'm looking for in a man:

He'll be wickedly smart (but not too much smarter than me, ego, ya know)
He'll be ruggedly handsome with a square jaw and full head of hair
He'll have a job in which he uses his brain, but he builds and fixes things on the weekends, like cars and plumbing
He'll make ridiculous amounts of money, but not be a show-off or have a superiority complex
He'll have gigantic muscles, work-out regularly, but be okay with my lack of gym membership and eat whatever he wants
He will have a dark, sardonic sense of humor and love that he can never tell when I'm serious
He will know that I'm never serious

In short, he'll be absolutely perfect. Even if he is none of the things above. I just want someone who doesn't expect me to be perfect and isn't hard on me for being fallible. I am just me and I'm great with that. He should just be grateful I spend any time or energy on him.

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
I'll tell you later
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I have 2 cats. I'm a crazy cat lady, but I have room for a human in my life. As long as he likes cats.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'0" (152cms)
5'6" (167cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Slender
No preference
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference

Team Leader for a Customer Support team at a tech startup, providing product training, technical support, and account management.

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Italian/Irish American

Faith:
Atheist
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

BA and Teaching Credential

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