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Handle:
Junk_Mcgee
Essay:
.My grandparents were married for 70 years, it was easy to see that they loved each other like it was their first day together. When my grandfather passed away, my grandmother passed a couple months later of a broken heart. What they shared was a true bond. That is what I want. I am willing to look all over this earth to find it. I realize this is where I am supposed to use my words to sell you on wanting to communicate with me.. however most of you wont get past the pictures.. and those that do will realize that I am only 5'7 (more like 5'6 and a half) and I don't make a hundred thousand dollars a year... so Ill just tell you all of that upfront so you don't have to dig through my profile. My favorite hobby is hanging out behind my local 7-11 and shaving cats, don't worry though, I donate the fur to fruit of the loom who makes children underwear out of it.. So its really a win win... Okay not really... I just wanted to see if you were still paying attention.. there's a few more zingers mixed into my profile, just to keep you on your toes. A little about me. I am a movie buff, but anything Will Ferrel, Jim Carrey or Andy Sanberg is always top notch. Bowfinger is the best comedy no one has ever seen! I like to watch football, I also like to play football on sundays. Anime can be fun to watch for a change of pace, I am addicted to Food network, American Dad!, The Walking Dead and Archer. I have been all over the world (thanks to the travel channel!) I actually rarely watch TV, but I record a couple shows. I would like to find that person that could eat a home dinner, snuggle up on the couch and then watch some shows every once in a while. but will let me take her out and have a romantic dinner or night for no reason other than to show her how lucky I am to have her. Sushi is my favorite food, I also love those dollar Totinos personal sized pizzas... I think its made from people and crack... I like to cook, but I am horrifically bad at it.. If you would like a good laugh, I will happily cook for you.. The last time I attempted to make eggs, I burnt all the hair off both my fore arms.. good times! I love being adventurous, Ill try just about anything once... except maybe cordless bungee jumping, shark repellent testing, boxing a kangaroo or milking a bull. I am a hopeless romantic. I hope to find that love that I can grow old together with maybe create a family or just share life's big adventure with. it is OK if you already have kids. Everyday I help a stranger. (it was my new year's resolution) Sometimes I can lose my pants. (I have no idea how it happens, it just does!) I love to eat cookies... Mostly soft style. I am always pushing myself to be a better man. I am philosophical and love to talk. I'm also incredibly punny Unlike most men, I have manners. I have been a host for a comedy radio show. I still go back from time to time. I love comedy. If you don't not like to LAUGH and to be TREATED like a lady. I am not the man for you. :) I have competed in fitness shows, and working out is part of my life style. I wanted to be a superhero when I grew up, but I am allergic to bullets... O.o I taught Martial arts for 7 years of my life. I will answer every question you have openly :) I work in healthcare. I basically am the social face of the company I work for. I love my job. I am also a personal trainer. I believe in giving attention to a woman, I open doors, hold coats, give massages, I even rub feet (and good at it!) I like to give little gifts to her all the time. But I expect affection too. :) So for all those ladies who believe that chivalry is dead... its not.. but the 6'5 tall dark and handsome type don't really need to be. So ask yourself what you are truly looking for in a relationship. I may not have been exactly what you were looking for, but that doesn't mean you won't like what you find.
Gender:
Male
City:
Las Vegas
State:
Nevada