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34 year old man
Saint Louis Park, Minnesota, United States

Seeking:
women 29-37
Within:
15 Miles of Saint Louis Park, Minnesota, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm terrified of tripping onto an open dishwasher and being impaled on the silverware tray.

I'm positive Cards Against Humanity was custom-made for me. If you've played it, then you already have a great understanding of my sense of humor.

If you think Home Alone is better than Home Alone 2, move along please.

If you use "quirky" to describe yourself, I probably like you already.

I don't care how much money you make, just as long as you have a job or are in school.

I have the uncanny ability to know the year a movie was made, post-1980's, and I'm still trying to figure out a way to capitalize on this.

I like documenting funny events in Notes on my iPhone , only to forget, then re-discover them months later and have absolutely no idea what I was talking about.

I spent a few lovely years at the U of M and it just wasn't for me. In spite of that I've managed to have a very successful career.

I have very eclectic taste in music, including (but not limited to): embarrassing 80's pop; French house music; Black Rebel Motorcycle Club; Brian Eno; Tycho.

I have a weird sense of humor and I'd love to meet someone who likes to laugh at the weird stuff in life. Truth time: I think "The Cable Guy" (the movie, not Larry) and "The Silence of the Lambs" are kind of funny. The latter isn't so much "ha ha" funny as it is "that strange man dancing naked in front of the mirror is making me uncomfortable" funny

If I had 24 hours to live, I'd go to SmackShack and eat lobster rolls until I died.

I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor. Lover of all kinds of music, but maybe not so much country or 93x-rock. Stupid joke connoisseur. Willing to get out and explore.

If you live in a different state or 100 miles away, sorry, it's not going to work, and I'm kind of a stickler about the age range I've specified, give or take a couple years. I like to go out and have fun but I'm not looking for a girl who likes to get drunk all the time.

I'm a little leery of receiving winks and favorites on Match. I have an iPhone and know how easy it is to accidentally hit those buttons while scrolling. Emails are nicer!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas
Sports & exercise:
Running, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I don't have any pets, but I love dogs, especially labs.

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I'm addicted to finding new music and am ashamed to say how much I've spent in just the last year.

"I want to learn how to golf" is something I never imagined I'd say, but now that's changed. Want to take lessons with me??

Favorite hot spots:

I'm a big fan of Cooper in SLP, and I love going to shows at First Ave/7th Street. I also like going to Target Field - it's like a little State Fair every time. Pracna and Nye's will always be my go-to bars when in NE MPLS.

Favorite things:

Music - Tycho, Washed Out, Beach House, Small Black, Diiv, BRMC
TV shows - Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock (come back, please), The Walking Dead
Movies - Children of Men, Goodfellas, The Dark Knight
My nieces and nephew are pretty awesome

Last read:

I'm currently reading "Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls" by David Sedaris. Before that, I read the "Zombie Survival Guide", and I next on my list are "World War Z", "Dad is Fat" by Jim Gaffigan, and "Hollywood Said No" by David Cross and Bob Odenkirk

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'3" (190cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

I'm the senior business analyst at a distributor in the suburbs. Spreadsheets are fun! Weeeeeeeeeeee.

Income:
I'll tell you later
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

Irish and German.

But no, I'm not an alcoholic.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Agnostic, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

The first 16 years of my life I was Catholic, then Lutheran for a few more, now, nothing in particular. Organized religion isn't my thing, but that's not to say it is bad.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Some college
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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