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34 year old woman
Brentwood, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
men 30-33
Within:
500 Miles of Brentwood, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
East Indian, Native American
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Sorry for the novel, this started off relatively short,

but I keep thinking of things that might prove useful

for others to know. I'm a bleeding heart however that

trait is masked by my passion for mocking people. I

love dead baby jokes but I can also be surprisingly

maternal. I can be super inappropriate so if you're

easily offended or shocked, we would not get along. I

giggle when people say things that can possibly be

interpreted as dirty. I tend to disregard rules and

conventions that don't make sense to me. I view most

things in shades of gray, I find there is very little room

for black and white. If your world contains a ton of

absolutes, that's perfectly fine, just be prepared for

some lively discussions. Oddly enough, I'm terrible at

moderation. I am perpetually trying to find a balance

between reason and passion. I think quoting movies is

damn funny and can totally be the foundation of a

friendship, especially if you can quote The Rock,

Executive Decision, both Ace Ventura movies

(especially 2), Under Siege 2, Jurassic Park, Robin

Hood: Men In Tights, Tremors, the Chipmunk

Adventure, and The Hot Chick. I'm an extroverted

introvert and definitely more of a thinker than a feeler.

I think the world would be a much better place if

everybody understood these concepts. I measure and

track everything, for no real purpose. I get extremely

excited when I uncover minor arbitrage in everyday

situations and I like to empty the vacuum cleaner

before running it so I can see all the stuff it picked up,

otherwise, what was the point? I like heated

discussions over stupid things like the proper

pronunciation of the word 'scythe' or the difference

between a hassock and an ottoman. I distrust people

who like black jelly beans. I love animals and often

prefer them to people since, for the most part, they are

without malice or bad intentions. Except for monkeys.

Monkeys are assholes. The words "I believe

forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness" changed

my life. I love music but I'm not a huge fan of it live as

music is more a private thing for me, also because I'm

somewhat sensitive to loud things. I feel like I'm

getting close to becoming the person I want to be but I

screw up on occasion.. there will always be people

who won't allow you to change. I have yet to decide if

chasing temporary highs is good or bad or neither

because that's just life. I have a list (available upon

request) of good things that have been said about me,

but then again the people who put that list together

also just voted me Most Likely to Start a Pyramid

Scheme and Most Likely to Be Arrested, so do what

you will with that.. I give excellent advice to everyone

but myself. I am fascinated by some pretty strange

things. Sitting at a desk 8 hours a day is NOT what I

want to do with my life but I haven't yet found

something I enjoy while making a decent living nor do

I possess the confidence or energy to open a sloth

rescue in Costa Rica or an elephant sanctuary in Asia

at the moment. I miss practically everyone that I've

ever met and sometimes it makes me sad, the line "I

can't remember all the times I've tried to tell myself to

hold on to these moments as they pass" from Long

December makes me cry every time I hear it-- I'm very

nostalgic. I cherish my alone time. I'm really good at

describing smells. I love talking to strangers. I think

rope caulk can fix anything. . I'm occasionally vain but

rarely superficial. Eating makes me sleepy. I love lists.

I think hyperbole is the greatest thing in the history of

the world. I laugh at the dumbest things and can

entertain myself for hours.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Inline skating, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Soccer
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Cancer
College:
I'll tell you later
Favorite hot spots:

Just a few of the places I've really loved seeing; San Pedro, Belize, Jungle Bay, Dominca, Mayan Ruins..

Favorite things:

I love folk and bluegrass music like The Avett Brothers, Be Good Tanyas, and any type of beautiful music with poetic lyrics. I don't spend my time watching TV, but love unique films. I enjoy cooking fresh and flavorful meals.

Last read:

Right now my reading plate is full of textbooks. I'm looking forward to the time when reading is for enjoyment again.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'5" (165cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
No preference
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Never
No preference
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
East Indian, Native American
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Protestant
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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