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32 year old woman
Larkspur, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
men 32-45
Within:
60 Miles of Larkspur, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello fellow Matcher's. My name is Janelle, I'm a registered nurse and just moved to CO from Cali. About me: I’m freaking precious.

Ok on the realzo: I pride myself on having a high quality heart, honesty to a fault, and a silly, oftentimes childish sense of humor. I have 2 Bachelor and 2 Associates Degrees. I work hard and love my work. I enjoy volunteering for Alzheimer’s and Children’s facilities…they make me smile. I still drink Capri Suns, the cherry flavor is my favorite. I sometimes laugh at inappropriate times (please do not put your hand over my mouth to refrain the laughter, especially if you have just eaten Doritos). I'm not big into drinking more than a glass or 2 of vino on the 1st few dates but I don't mind at all if you booze it up as long as you don't become a slob-kabob. I value friendship and family endlessly and think my friends are the funniest people in the world. Parking lots perpetually kick my ass, I swear my car is always in a different, more discrete spot than I initially parked it. I admit, I cheat at board games but only when I am bored. I once offered a homeless gentleman the opportunity to raid my newly purchased groceries...he opted for my lunchable (yes I still eat lunchables), capri suns (please read above) and my Kit Kat bar, leaving only fresh produce behind...I kindly thanked him. I don’t like mean people. Boring people scare me. I like napping when the sun is a little on my face. Chivalry is sexy, arrogance is gross. I worked super hard for my success and am attracted to the earned success in others (stop it, I'm not a gold digger). I don't understand the concept of helplessness...life can't kick your ass unless you let it.. I'd much rather problem-solve my tart ars off and take some names. I don't like receiving messages that just say "hi"...I will respond with "hello" (and it is a sarcastic, rather than warm hello sirs). I’m an Aries, and have the sass and a half to prove it. I’m not good at writing profiles. Life in general is a damn good time and rocks my face off on the daily. Thank you for reading my silly profile.Oh and for the record, I can't turn left (Zoolander people. Watch it)

Oh and please feel free to add to this list. As a newbie to Colorado, one of my besties offered the following guidelines to fitting in with you CO natives:
A. All highways are referred to as "I" 25 or "I" 70 as opposed to "The"
B. It's Pop... not Soda
C. Stay away from the Rocky Mountain Oysters
D. Be prepared to get your ear full of Country Music and Dave Mathews Band
E. You're facing west when you see mountains (instead of the ocean)
F. When in doubt, shout "Go Broncos" ( they're the orange and blue team... hideous color choices, I know, but they are revered as gods out there)

Interests:
I'll tell you later
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Love animals but I have no pets.

Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Aries
College:
Concordia University, Irvine, CA
Favorite hot spots:

Your mom's house....but only sometimes

Favorite things:

Laughter (cliche I know). Silliness. Volunteering for the elderly (primarily Alzheimer patients...legit if the elderly gen gross you out you need not read further). Impractical Jokers (watch it tards). Camping. Spontaneity. Oh and of course, your mom

Last read:

How to Get Your Mom in the Sac. It worked. sorry about that

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
5'6" (167cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
About average
No preference
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Regularly
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness
No preference

Registered Nurse and professional underwater basket weaver

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other

God is my homey...I don't need a formal term for it

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Bachelor of Science Degree in Business Management, Bachelor of Science Degree in Nursing, Associate of Arts Degree in Mathematics and Sciences, Associate of Arts Degree in Liberal Studies

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