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40 year old man
Spring, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 34-40
Within:
30 Miles of Spring, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Yadda yadda yadda

These blurbs are usually more fake than a 3-dollar bill so I'll get to the point.

Why you should date me:

I'm polite
I'm funny
I work hard
I can cook almost anything
I will hold the door for you
I love your (insert pet species here as long as it's not a damn tarantula or something)
I don't expect you to be perfect
I have my very own automobile
I am a homeowner
I come with absolutely zero baggage
Ain't got no baby mamas
Zero back hair
I know which fork to use
I keep calm and Chive on
I have good table manners and I chew with my mouth closed
You don't have to pay any of my bills
I'm a great kisser
I only drink good wine
I'm not afraid to spoil you
Teeth - I brush them twice a day and none of them are missing
I wear just the right amount of cologne
I know what to do with the toilet seat when living with a woman
I'll let you have the remote
I always pick up the check
You can put your cold feet on my legs in winter time
I don't snore
I can handle my booze and have no problem holding your hair if necessary
I know how to use the oxford comma
I don't need spell check
I won't hit on your best friend
I'm as loyal as a golden retriever

If you can deal with all this, let's get those winks and emails crankin. And just a housekeeping note: if you voted for the current president either time and STILL consider yourself "middle of the road," we are not going to match up. Trust me. Thanks!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Aries
College:
Stephen F. Austin State University, Nacogdoches, TX
For fun:

I love to do normal stuff - go to the movies, try new places for dinner...but I also like to do last-minute crazy shiat when the opportunity arises. I really enjoy trying new recipes and finding wines to pair with them. And yes I'm straight.

Favorite hot spots:

My favorite place to eat is Pappas Brothers Steakhouse. Amazing wine list. I like all the different bars on the Waterway and the usual Midtown dives as well. I have been to Mexico several times and I really want to do a lot more traveling.

Favorite things:

80's metal, Top Gear, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, steak, live music, The Chive, skinny-skiing, and going to bullfights on acid.

Last read:

Famous French War Heroes. It was a pamphlet.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 5'10" (177cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy
Eyes:
Blue
Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference

I work very hard so when I'm off, I like to make the best of it.

Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian

I'm Italian on my father's side, Czech on my mom's

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:
English, Spanish
English
Education:
Some college
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree

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