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31 year old man
Keller, Texas, United States

Seeking:
women 21-40
Within:
50 Miles of Keller, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Southern Belle's grab your bibles...it's going to be a sinfully entertaining read lol

If you are looking for a Southern gentleman with an average IQ...who loves country music almost as much as his lifted truck, blindly follows his religion, and guzzles beer...he is on the next profile my dear.

When I started this process months ago I naively believed I'd be in a relationship within just a few weeks. However after many "unique" experiences I've realized it's not as easy as it seems. This is a list of my favorite Dallas girls dating lines:

Caitlyn: "Jared I don't just give out my number to anyone!"
Jared: "Sure. What questions can I answer that would make you feel more comfortable giving me your number?"
Caitlyn: "I don't ask guys questions! If you want my number you'll have to work for it."
Jared: "No thanks...I already have a job."

Jessica: "I'm looking for a guy who is very educated, has a high paying job, and loves Jesus! And if he's over 6'0 and really tan that's brownie points!"
Jared: "Well Jessica...I'm neither over 6'0 nor tan...but my background is in finance and computer engineering. What do you bring to the table princess?"
Jessica: "I never graduated college and I'm a tanning salon counselor."
Jared: "Your resumes impressive. I can see why your expectations are so high."

After ordering the most expensive appetizer, meal, dessert, and drinks on the menu and not touching any of it I asked Sarah why she did that.
Sarah: "I felt sorry for our old waiter and I just wanted to make sure he got a really big tip!"
Jared: "Who are you...Robin Hood?"

Lindsey: "Are you a Republican or a Democrat? My dad hates Obama."
Jared: "That's unfortunate. Did you explain to your dad that the exact same corporations fund both political parties through lobbyist and that all voting accomplishes is showing continued support for a corrupt system? Perhaps you informed him that since the Federal Reserve was created in 1914 our currency has depreciated by almost 100% and is no longer even backed by gold...forcing you to work longer and harder for less...a subject avoided by all elected officials as they use social issues to tug at the heart strings of the naïve for votes as the country is divided then conquered."
Lindsey: "I don't get it. So are you a Republican or a Democrat?"

While sitting outside the restaurant on the patio Nicole tells me that she can guess which car is mine in the parking lot.
Nicole: "I think you drive that old beat up Hyundai. I can just tell by the way you dress that you don't have a lot of money."
I then walked over to the nicest car in the parking lot...a brand new Corvette Z06 I had bought just a few months earlier and left the beautician on the patio.

Jared: "So how many guys have you slept with?"
Ashley: "Asking how many guys I've slept with is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS JARED!"
Jared: "Actually since 33% of Americans have an STD it kind of is my business. Months down the road I don't want to be sticking perfection into a meat grinder."

Kim: "My boyfriend and I have an open relationship."
Jared: "Could you have disclosed this information prior to the date?"

Vanessa: "I'm a stripper and do nude web cam modeling on the side."
Jared: "Well at least you have goals."

Lauren: "Jared I'm not here to waste your time or mine. I'm looking for a husband and I'd like to be pregnant within 2 years."
I spit out my water.

Jared: "I'm clean. Have you ever had an STD?"
Jacquelyn: "My X gave me an STD but my doctor prescribed some medication and it's cured! What are you doing tonight?"
Jared: "Not you"

Alexis: "Jared I think you are an amazing guy but I'm moving to New York next month!"
Jared: "Then why am I here?"
Alexis: "I just think it's fun to meet new people!"

Lacy: "Jared are you into dominatrix type stuff?"
Jared: "Can't say I've ever tried."
Lacy: "Some times I like to tie the guy up, gag him, and use whips and toys on him. My X loved it!"
Jared: "I'm not your X."

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Golf, Inline skating, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I love animals as long as they don't sleep in your bed at night. See girls have this habit of training pets to sleep in their beds every night...so when I come over either a cat is curled up in my face or a dogs barking all night to be let in.

Political views:
Non-conformist
Sign:
Virgo
College:
Texas Tech University, Lubbock, TX
For fun:

Whenever I ask girls what their perfect guy is...I usually replace her words with the Meow Mix commercial in my head because she will never describe me. What's your perfect guy? "OMG like hes 6'5, really tan, is a Dr and meow meow.....meow meow..."

Favorite hot spots:

To girls asking for Facebook info...the companies I've worked for have based hiring & firing decisions off Facebook info. I've interviewed people we did not hire because of what was on their (or a friends) Facebook page. So no Facebook, sorry ladies!

Favorite things:

I LOVE to write. I've been working on my book now for almost a year. It's about the evolution of humanity physically and psychologically through our own pursuit for perfection.

Last read:

Some times while reading girls emails I play Jay Z's "On to the Next One"

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
4'5" (134cms) to 6'11" (210cms)
Body type:
About average
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Financial / Accounting / Real Estate
No preference

Accounting/Finance

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

White from the waist up....black from the waist down.

Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

I'm open minded about religion. I don't judge others for their religious beliefs. I think far too often in society people reject other people based on their beliefs...but if you only associate with like minded people you do not grow as a person.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Texas Tech University

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