I'm funny...you'll either get my humor or you'll run away quickly. I've been lucky enough to have been named Dad of the Year 3 out of the last 4 years(bogus tickets at the Miley Cyrus concert explains 2010.) My beard is removable. I am in pretty good shape....I honestly could run 8-10 miles at a fast pace with a donut in each hand. I like my donuts. I make Toaster Streudels in a pan on the stove...I figure if cowboys didn't have toasters, I don't need one either....then again, cowboys didn't have Toaster Streudels.