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40 year old man
Evanston, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
women 25-38
Within:
50 Miles of Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I’ve waited my whole life for the time to come when people would give up on the hopelessly out dated idea of meeting by chance encounter. Like I’m really gonna fall for someone I met on the street without even knowing in advance how old they are and how much money they make, come on. Internet dating, hallelujah! Now I can take my time in the comfort of my own home to artfully craft my opening lies, based on a well thought out approximation of what I think hot chicks are looking for. This way by the time my well built house of cards comes tumbling down, I will have hopefully already closed tail.

So, let’s talk about me…I’m really really laid back and I like to work out 5 or more times a day. When I was a young child, I was a right wing nut job that made Glen Beck look like Bill Maher and, oddly enough, a devout Atheist at the same time. These days I’m an Orthodox Roman Catholic and an Anarcho-Socialist. Along the way I never really developed a sense of humor, dry, sarcastic or otherwise, so if you have one, I’d really appreciate it if you would keep it to yourself and not shove it in my face all the time. I’m a very optimistic person, my glass is always half full, usually of Jameson and tears. I’m goal oriented and driven to succeed. My goal is to do as little work as possible and succeed in not getting fired. Like everyone else on this site, I absolutely love my status free job; especially the part where they pay me less than the value of my labor but just enough so that I can buy my own food and enough gas to get me back to work. It’s a really sweet gig.
As for my social life, the only thing I hate more than going out is staying in, so I spend most of my time standing in my doorway. Oh ya, and I hate music. At first I was excited to see all the girls who claim to be foodies, but come to find out a foodie is just some chic that likes to eat, not at all what I thought it was. I myself am half English, so I regard eating as a necessary but unpleasant fact of life. I’m also half Irish, so I quite often drink my dinner.

Now let’s talk about you. I like widows who can handle their drugs. I like a chic that doesn’t mind being called a chic and keeps the whining to a bare minimum. I do tend to make exceptions to the latter in direct proportion to your hotness. Speaking of looks, ideally you should be cute enough so that I can walk with you on the street with out being embarrassed, but not so hot that everyone I introduce you to thinks they’re being punked. Oh ya, and dumb… Really dumb. Not evil like Sarah Palin dumb, but more bubbly and useless like “I’m into fashion” dumb. You should keep a clean house and be sexually liberated. I know, it’s so hard to find that combo outside of porn, but what can I say, I’m a silly dreamer. As for ethnicity, I prefer exotic mixes like Scottish Eskimos or Korean Swedes. And short, like just tall enough to ride all the rides at Six Flags. As for religion I like girls who are “Spiritual but not Religious”. I too really like ghosts and magic, just not the ones in the bible, they suck. If this sounds like you, then I’m way into it. Drop me a line.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing cards, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I don't exercise regularly
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have a Wheaton Terrior named Toby

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
University of Illinois at Chicago, Chicago, IL
Last read:

Einstein: His Life and Universe - Walter Isaacson

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Legal
No preference
Income:
$75,001 to $100,000
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Spiritual but not religious
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college

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