Let’s try the cliff notes version this time around: I’m tall, played basketball in college and briefly overseas. I still work in sports so I will never make you go to a cultural event during March Madness, The Super Bowl, or Rivalry Week. I have no time for Duke fans or LA Laker fans. If you have been brainwashed by either of those cults, I don’t have the patience to assimilate you back into a Boston Celtic reality. At this point, I should probably mention that I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm. Some might say English is my second language. I’m a dog person and want to own an English bulldog named Burberry someday. I am severely allergic and morally opposed to cats.
I’m a movie buff and I tend to get sucked into any reality show where people get voted off. I actually think the “voting off” process could be useful in my own life sometimes. I also love the theater, as in live shows where people sometimes spontaneously burst into song and dance. I’m from the West originally but have moved to Chicago for work, and I think Chicago might be the greatest city on earth. I’ve even forgiven them for the Bulls. I love to travel and my job allows me to do that. Laughing is essential -- comedy to cope.
So, if any of this interests you including my access to comp tickets to mid major sporting events, wink/email and we can swap match.com stories. I know you have some. I also just learned that there is at least one guy who actually uses the “thanks but no thanks” reply option. Are we doing that now? I thought if we weren’t interested we just ignored each other so we could rationalize that he/she must not be a paying member. You don’t have to cyber reject me, if you don’t respond, I’ll get the hint. I’m smart like that.