Rev Up Your love Life With These Tips!

HumorIsAnArt

It's Not About Who You Spend Saturday Night With, It's About Who You Want To Spend All Day Sunday With

Close Window

HumorIsAnArt has been notified that you want to learn about him.

Check back after a few days & see if he has added more details to his profile.

CLOSE

Like
Tell him why you like this photo. close

SUBSCRIBE AND SEND loading


Active within 24 hours

30 year old man
Lexington Park, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
women 21-30
Within:
50 Miles of Lexington Park, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

DISCLAIMER: This profile includes a money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days of reading it you can return to mediocre times and ordinary guys free of charge.

I shouldn’t really be telling you this, but everyday is my lucky day. I’m a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls in a single bound. I’ve been known to remodel entire elderly grandparents homes on my lunch hour. I woo women with my sensual trombone playing abilities. On Tuesdays after work I clean septic tanks... for free. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life. I forgot to write it down. I make gourmet meals with nothing more than toothpicks and a microwave that even MacGyver would be jealous of. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I’m 5’7” on paper but 5’11” when you tickle me. I live by myself. My mortgage pays itself. Amazing hugger. World-class cuddler. Mom’s love me. Kids look up to me. Basically... I’m da bomb.

So you think you can handle me? You must pass this test (select one from each of the following)

1) Text or phone?
2) Outdoors or in?
3) City or country?
4) Winter or summer?
5) Red wine or white?
6) Beach or mountains?
7) Sweet or salty?
8) Morning or evening?
9) Money or adventure?

Ok, Let’s Talk About You...
This is why you are cool - you are confident, compassionate, and sincerely genuine. You can’t help but be original. You’re inquisitive, intelligent, well read, and generally curious about the world around you and those who live in it. You’re a go-getter. A creator. An innovator. But most of all, you’re happily independent, yet realize that life is made for more than just one.

NOTE: If you think this profile is random, then you’ve just judged a book by its cover.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Auto racing / Motorcross, Cycling, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Capricorn
College:
I'll tell you later
ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'7" (170cms)
4'11" (149cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

Close Window

Your message has been sent to HumorIsAnArt

CLOSE

Close Window

We encountered a problem sending your message to HumorIsAnArt. Please try again later.

CLOSE

Finish by entering your Match.com sign in details.

This lets you sign in faster next time.

Continue
Already a member? Sign in here »

Close Window

Your message has been sent to HumorIsAnArt.

See More Like him:


view more »

CLOSE WINDOW